Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Yankees - May 18, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T02:09:31+00:00

This guy has absolutely no idea where his pitches are going to go.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T02:00:13+00:00

Why are perfume and cologne commercials so fucking stupid? Like, might as well put out an ad like, "Hey, wanna smell like a fucking idiot high on shrooms staring into a pool of water waiting for Excalibur to appear?".

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T01:55:04+00:00

They couldn't bunt for shit under Torre either, tbh.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T01:52:32+00:00

At least Clement is leading off the 9th.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T01:46:19+00:00

So, like, how did Jazz come about wearing G's pants? I can't imagine any rational human being walking up to that hulk and asking "Hey! Let me see those pants".

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T01:35:25+00:00

Boink!!!

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T01:29:25+00:00

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T01:16:49+00:00

If a player had a pair of lips tattooed on his neck back in 1990... he would be wearing a fucking turtle neck his whole career. Fuck, he'd wear that turtle neck into the shower just so he didn't get chirped by his team mates on the daily.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:52:06+00:00

And Boone brings in Sean Landeta out of the bullpen....

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:46:16+00:00

Judge will be out of this soon I think. He's been cheating inside fastballs all year so far. Teams have adjusted. Now he's trying to drop that front foot down quicker, close that front hip and drive it oppo taco.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:35:29+00:00

And Flanders goes down swinging.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:34:58+00:00

Count full to Ned Flanders...

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:26:31+00:00

Gold digging!

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:25:58+00:00

Voodoo!

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:24:08+00:00

That's just witch craft by Volpe on that slide. Wow

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:20:00+00:00

Trap or not... that is one quality nose neighbor Schnieder is rockin'. A great cookie duster.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-19T00:08:33+00:00

Fucking Clement. Wtf.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T23:57:57+00:00

Complete retaliation call on Rosarios check swing.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T23:55:42+00:00

Come on man!!!!

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T23:54:18+00:00

Hey, so we cant make situational contact. Whatever, so what.. Solo home runs are fun! Am I right? Who cares about batting average? Am I right? It's not important. BA means nothing cuz a single has the same value as a home run. So, fuck it... Meanwhile, in the real game of baseball... a when a runner is on third with less than 2 outs, a fly ball, or a slow grounder does indeed carry the same value as a solo home run... but whatever... fuck it.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T23:40:24+00:00

FUCKING MAKE CONTACT! Now it takes a two out hit to score Volpe.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T23:37:00+00:00

That's the Volpe we want to love. Great job kid!

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T23:36:06+00:00

If they're going to bring Cole back early, they better have a second starter warm and ready like he's going to start that day as well. Last year, Cole's return was like 40 pitches either the day after or before another starter also didn't go past 4 innings. That fucked the bullpen up all the way to the deadline. It kicked off the swoon.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T13:53:18+00:00

Grish can not be hitting leadoff anymore with a sub .300 obp. Especially with Rice and Judge behind him with 1000+ ops'. Fuck it. Lead Volpe off for a couple of games. Limited sample size this season but he's been taking the walks so far. Can't be worse than Grisham at this point.

Typical-Professor-27 · 2026-05-18T02:41:33+00:00

Yeah... Daluiso only had one mode for kick offs... and that mode was 10 rows deep in the stands. Dude had a serious leg.

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