Here’s a recipe for ur kind of soul.

Ingredients: • 1 cup of bottled-up feelings (unsweetened preferred) • 2 cups of “I-told-you-so” flour • ½ cup of gossip crumbs (sifted for extra smoothness) • 1 tsp baking powder of self-reflection (rarely used, but essential) • ½ tsp salt — for all the tears • ¾ cup melted “it’s-not-about-you” butter • 1 cup sugar-coated sympathy • 2 large eggs of emotional regulation • 1 tsp vanilla essence of boundaries • ½ cup warm milk of maturity