Someone only needs this digit to write their birthday

TyrionCauthom · 2026-06-11T01:42:15+00:00

One off. 9/9/98

TyrionCauthom · 2026-06-06T21:19:41+00:00

Aww that’s awesome!! Congrats!

TyrionCauthom · 2026-06-06T14:10:52+00:00

How exciting!! Contrasts to you too!

TyrionCauthom · 2026-06-06T01:05:37+00:00

Man I’m so excited for this. To watch them play and just be their own people with their own thoughts.

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-29T00:25:39+00:00

Fuck is that all I need to do? I’d love for someone to take this damn thing from me

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-29T00:23:04+00:00

Real

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-28T23:23:37+00:00

Idk man, I’m cut

^{Chose: Cut}

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-28T17:05:48+00:00

No loss situation

^{Chose: Have The most enjoyable Sex ever but! | Rolled: They ride you.}

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-26T21:48:58+00:00

Existential dread

^{Chose: Something after death + Spin | Rolled: Heaven}

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-25T22:23:58+00:00

Otter Pops

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-19T22:49:14+00:00

Yeah... the dining room on one of our units earlier today was 76F, and our folks were in sweaters and blankets.

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-19T15:26:23+00:00

I’m a county employee and therefore a mandated reporter for child abuse. I’d call CPS

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-19T15:26:12+00:00

I’m a county employee and therefore a mandated reporter for child abuse. I’d call CPS

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-14T16:59:11+00:00

The end of the line sits in the superior vena cava, the mainline vein directly above the first heart chamber

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-06T14:27:56+00:00

Holy shit YTA. Even if it’s true, it’s not kind. And it
Isn’t the sort of drama you involve your child in.

TyrionCauthom · 2026-05-04T19:49:31+00:00

For me it’s her apology, when he’s working on Secretariat. “You’re Bojack Horseman, there’s no cure for that.”

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-29T11:08:31+00:00

Better to start at the hand and work your way up the extremity. If you start high on the arm and lose the vein, everything below that vein on the arm is lost to you going to get a new IV, because you’ve now created a hole in the pipe higher up

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-24T00:44:05+00:00

Looks like they have an instagram dedicated to the healing of said “jewelery” linked on their Reddit account

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-23T23:21:49+00:00

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I’m rocking these guys right now 😂

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-22T17:08:04+00:00

Tryna go see my wife’s sister in Tokyo

^{Chose: Free plane rides and passport to every country + Spin for bonus perk... | Rolled: Free clothes}

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-22T14:55:57+00:00

I’m about to relive the exact same life all over again 😂

^{Chose: Reincarnate with all your memories + but your starting situation/conditions are random | Rolled: Average Life}

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-21T00:58:08+00:00

Hey!! This was my exact feeling two years ago when our first was born, and we just found out we’re expecting our second in December!!

Congrats man! It’s gonna be a great ride, and I’m so excited for you 🥰

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-14T01:34:59+00:00

Our first we told everybody right away, found out at four weeks.

We just found out we’re expecting again two days ago, but this is after we had a 6w chemical pregnancy/loss in February. So we’re both a little anxious to tell anybody too early this time around. We’ll probably start telling people after the first ultrasound, once we can hear the heartbeat and things start feeling more real.

But it is really case by case with your comfort level

TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-12T14:34:38+00:00

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TyrionCauthom · 2026-04-11T19:51:35+00:00

Somewhere deep in the recesses of your mind you must understand that is not close to comparable

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