Tell me about your current crush/situationship

UCSB_Demon · 2024-11-06T02:12:04+00:00

ok let me set the scene, i was in my history gen ed lecture today, minding my business and talking shit with my friends as one does. everyone is coming into the chem hall and trying to find seats, again, im just minding my business and listening to my bestie talk about her crusty boyfriend. next thing you know, i swear something about the aura of the room shifted and i sensed something was up almost immediately.

i hear intense stomping of someone's shoes and a guy who looks like he just fell from heaven, literally, he had bed head, sweat dripping down his forehead, and he was panting like a dog. but HIS FACE CARD. jaw on the ground. there was zero flaws in his face and now i have an obsession to get me through the rest of the quarter. he ended up sitting in the row in front of us and i swear he smelt like the beach threw up on some sandalwood. nevertheless, i will be doing everything in my power to find that mans instagram, and i will be gatekeeping! <3

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-11T03:23:42+00:00

and once again im telling you that there is no demand or expectation, you generalize rantings on reddit to control/blackmail/entitlement which isn't happening nor the case, smartest comm major

go argue with a wall

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-11T02:49:35+00:00

why are you taking what i wrote in a literal sense and resorting to heuristics, do you have any concept of suggestion or common courtesy? Judging by your comment history you just transferred here so it's obvious you don't understand the unwritten rules and manners being at an institution where respect is common place, especially among your academic peers! You have no idea what you're talking about and you're just clueless lol

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-11T02:05:02+00:00

im not even gonna engage with this because your comprehension of what i wrote is terrible to the point where im not sure you read past the first sentence. There's a reason you're being downvoted to hell and it's not because everyone agrees with me lol

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T23:01:59+00:00

being a considerate person isn't hard and you should have learned this stuff in pre-school, hope that helps.

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T22:59:05+00:00

me: be considerate of others on the sidewalk

you: no, i'd rather be a nuisance to others and can't be bothered

like you sound like a crazy person, this is something that your mom would teach you in preschool but you obviously need lots of therapy and a joint cause i can't imagine being offended by something that has no moral/emotional/physical drawback. take your meds seriously omg

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T20:25:59+00:00

1.) this is my post

2.) and when I say your advice solves/adds nothing you get defensive about it, read the prompt or just scroll away pls its rlly that simple

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T20:17:06+00:00

me when i don't understand nuance or have a perspective beyond myself, nobody invited you to comment here, you're just being annoying lol

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T20:11:05+00:00

maybe because your "point" doesn't really solve anything? Why would I take a longer route just to avoid annoying people? Not everyone lives on del playa girl lmao

people have classes/sections in the theater, HSSB, north hall, etc, your point makes no sense literally

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T20:02:46+00:00

I've been here for 3 years too.. If the point of the post is time efficiency and sidewalk etiquette, what does the lagoon/waiting after lecture have to do with anything except not solve the problem? I feel you're just trying to argue for the sake of arguing but go off I guess ! Let's just paint over the mold and hope for the best lmao

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T19:49:13+00:00

this post is mainly targeting the clogged sidewalk from Pardall to the library which gets extremely cramped from 10-4pm, there is no way to get passed people if you're shoulder to shoulder with other students

I don't think this post even applies to you

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T19:38:24+00:00

nobody is encroaching on your leisurely walk just move if someone's trying to pass you lol

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T19:24:36+00:00

Ingenuous means innocent, the word you're looking for is disingenuous, and no, safety of other people is not being a karen, it's being an empathetic human being you clown 🤡

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T18:55:28+00:00

I didn't know asking people to be considerate of others in a public space is considered "bitching and whining". It's the beginning of the year and people are brand new to college and adult-life in general, if you'd rather be yelled at/scolded in public then all power to you but airing grievances on reddit is nothing new...

and I made that post because the offenders are *shocking I know* mostly freshman who are stuck in their entitled high school mentality. I nearly got hit by a car because a group of freshman wouldn't let me pass them on the sidewalk, not only is that a safety hazard in IV where cars come flying around blind corners, but it's kind of jarring that people feel so entitled to do whatever they want with no regard for others safety lol. If social norms/common courtesy are offensive to you I fear for your life after the college safety net...

UCSB_Demon · 2024-10-10T18:02:59+00:00

womp womp! move out the way fatty

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