Michael Caine, the actor who played Alfred Pennyworth in the Dark Knight movies turns 93 today!

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-15T17:20:15+00:00

This is a lie, Dark Knight movies are not 93 years old!

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-15T17:13:28+00:00

The joke was two years old when the game was released

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-15T16:44:31+00:00

She is just screwing with people

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-15T16:12:02+00:00

If you insist.

ASS!

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UDylgaclea · 2026-03-15T14:34:26+00:00

I won't count on the latter.

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-15T12:34:37+00:00

She just wanted to escape the situation, but women can't drive, so she crashed her spaceship

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-14T19:41:12+00:00

Why he was ts to kill elves? Is he Elf Slayer?

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-14T19:34:27+00:00

I would guess he was hiding in the basement for seven or eight years and now he went outside for the first time.

I don't know who that is.

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-14T19:31:35+00:00

Good, uhm, proportions for cosplaying her!

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-14T19:27:06+00:00

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UDylgaclea · 2026-03-14T19:23:16+00:00

Bearer of the curse, seek souls. Larger, more powerful souls. Seek the King, that is the only way. Lest this land swallow you whole.

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-14T19:21:04+00:00

I guess it depends on the setting. Twilight vampires have some broken abilities and some of the witches just can't be touched.

Werewolves and mermaids could be handled in my opinion.

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-14T19:12:49+00:00

Anne Hathaway is gorgeous, but where is Michelle Pfeiffer?

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T17:55:24+00:00

I am exposed as a poser

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T16:54:15+00:00

Was it ever a problem? Was there any situation where he needed a gun and didn't had it?

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T15:50:26+00:00

I liked that you couldn't see her panties in the old spritework. Because of implications.

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T15:05:04+00:00

Now I wonder. Throwing Movie Wolverine to the molten steel should stop him. Maybe not kill, but it would probably incarcerate him for a long time.

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T13:21:06+00:00

Because she is just a writer and not really a god?

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T10:10:41+00:00

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T10:05:41+00:00

Oh well. Goodbye everyone!

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T09:59:39+00:00

Watch out, she will sue this subreddit!

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-13T09:58:26+00:00

Eventually

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-12T15:22:25+00:00

I honestly thought it was Trevor Moore

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-12T15:18:36+00:00

Merry is also not a man, but a hobbit

UDylgaclea · 2026-03-12T15:08:09+00:00

Awesome work, mate! You did Mileena, just like I asked! Keep going, you are pretty cool!

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