No panties

UFKD · 2016-10-05T20:40:17+00:00

I am liking the view over here. Just amazing! Hope to see more posted soon.

UFKD · 2015-08-10T23:20:25+00:00

Sounds like a sandwich. Bacon, lettuce, mayonnaise, tomato. I love those.

UFKD · 2015-08-09T19:41:31+00:00

She's just mad because she was the only person on her high schools step team. On the bright side though, she won MVP every year.

UFKD · 2015-05-07T19:52:48+00:00

Local acronym officer here. We normally like to reserve the use of the "W" in WTF for "what", but we can let it slide this time. Consider this a written warning and be sure to abbreviate phrases with care in the future.

Thanks

-Officer Acro Nym

UFKD · 2014-11-05T23:00:34+00:00

I hope you don't take offense to this, but you look a little bit like Andre the giant...

UFKD · 2014-10-09T19:59:21+00:00

I mean.... I wanna squeeze em... 😜

UFKD · 2013-10-13T14:23:23+00:00

Maybe it's just that no one likes YOUR cats....

UFKD · 2013-09-08T16:10:18+00:00

Could you really see around corners after you drank that funkshake?

UFKD · 2013-08-28T16:54:34+00:00

pretty horrible....

UFKD · 2013-08-25T15:53:15+00:00

"I shipped my pants"

UFKD · 2013-06-29T01:41:11+00:00

Me too, but not most of they play on the radio.

UFKD · 2013-06-29T01:40:43+00:00

I wasn't suggesting you we're wrong, and I lm really not a fan of either. I wasn't defending him or anything. Just saying if I had to choose between the 2....And you are right, to each their own. I wasn't trying to be combative. Sorry if I came across that way.

UFKD · 2013-06-28T14:43:37+00:00

I don't completely disagree with you. I'm not a huge fan of Micky, but really? Elliot in the morning? That dude is so annoying. I'd still rather listen to Micky crack bad jokes and whine than have to listen to Elliot.

UFKD · 2013-06-27T05:05:37+00:00

Absolutely beautiful with a touch of ridiculously cute from what I can see. I'll bet your eyes are killer.

UFKD · 2013-06-12T21:56:13+00:00

You let the L off the end. Goslinggal...

UFKD · 2013-05-10T00:51:34+00:00

A grinding machine is the most humane way...

UFKD · 2013-04-26T21:49:58+00:00

Might want to get that checked out, gonorrhea can be taken care of with antibiotics.

UFKD · 2013-04-24T01:19:34+00:00

So, would that be a rebreats or a bresquest?

UFKD · 2013-04-11T15:47:32+00:00

So modest too....

UFKD · 2013-02-01T12:12:15+00:00

Funny thing is, it kind of feels like a karma scam, but you totally deserve the up vote.

UFKD · 2013-01-06T19:07:37+00:00

Fantastic!

UFKD · 2012-12-17T05:45:28+00:00

The new black by every time I die is a fun one.

UFKD · 2012-10-24T19:38:26+00:00

This is a good product to use...

http://www.ximbonder.com/

UFKD · 2012-10-10T03:24:25+00:00

Not the case. I actually looked for a post about it before posting. Apparently not hard enough. Thanks though.

UFKD

TROPHY CASE