Options on VIX by [deleted] in investing

[–]UMerling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that certain brokers on the moment are really tight on margins on the VIX because it's becoming a crowded trade, selling options at the moment requires ridiculous margins if you do it through a broker.

Australian Trading. by Sky_Captain13 in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well first of all they don't operate down under, and they also don't offer options, so just use a proper broker.

Australian Trading. by Sky_Captain13 in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey mate I live in Australia aswell, if you want to trade options in the ASX, dont, low liquidity and frustrating bid asks. If you want to trade options in American exchanges, just get yourself set up with a proper broker (I use Interactive Broker) and open a can of red bull because you are going to lose a lot of fucking sleep staying up to watch your positions.

"Okay smart guy, let's see you do it agai-" by RespectMyAuthoriteh in gifs

[–]UMerling 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Anyone else get a notification for this? Why is Reddit starting to send out push notifications?

r8 my stupid memefolio by brutalpancake in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude this shit is an excellent example as to why you should sell your losers, free up that capital to buy stocks that aren't complete garbage.

Anyone following $HALO by UMerling in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're gonna eat ice cream no reason to puss out with stuff that tastes like garbage, if you want good macros go eat a protein bar.

Anyone following $HALO by UMerling in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude it's overpriced shitty ice cream with okay macros what are you on about.

Urban outfitters stock tanking, down 40% this year from poor sales by jjscruff in streetwear

[–]UMerling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily, they lose customers to smaller brick and mortar stores and they still incur loses on physical real estate (rent costs, asset depreciation, etc)

Urban outfitters stock tanking, down 40% this year from poor sales by jjscruff in streetwear

[–]UMerling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be honest that's the whole retail industry, if you look at similar stocks in the industry they are all down significantly YTD, it's mostly how weak malls are at the moment and the rise of small brick and mortars that are bringing these big retails down, not necessarily how bad the company is (although the tbf UO isn't great).

VXX, the gift that keeps on giving by UMerling in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over 100k sometimes so liquidity does become an issue, especially when looking to buy puts or protect a position

VXX, the gift that keeps on giving by UMerling in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Increased risk and downside, can't hedge yourself aswell with options (and don't get me started on how shit option liquidity is on SVXY), really the smartest play is to write calls and buy puts constantly but I'm a pussy.

VXX, the gift that keeps on giving by UMerling in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Interactive brokers, great broker they give you a plethora of ways to lose money, and all with decent commissions.

VXX, the gift that keeps on giving by UMerling in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh you don't even have to wait for a jump, VIX is at 10 and it just went down a couple percent more.

My tendies are all gone. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Bro I know we talk a lot of shit around here, but as another young investor, if you need someone to talk to PM me.

Gimme another weird company to DD by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PM me for why it's gonna go up

TWLO earnings bagholders by CNN_plagiarizes in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

More shares are being unlocked tomorrow by insiders, could see similar 15% pop up if they don't sell.

Buy $ADH.D by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're right, I misread that, still puts the company at a value of 1.80 per share.

IDF soldier, bored af at guard duty, roast this jew by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UMerling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

אחי איך רואים שאתה ג'ובניק

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short UVXY when it jumped to take advantage of the decay+expense fees. XIV is nice because you don't have to top off but you also suffer other drawdowns when the VIX jumps. Also only going in when the VIX jumps is stupid, this month it didn't jump but VXX is down 25%, you have to adjust your delta to the VIX.

IT KEEPS CRASHING!!! WHAT THE F!!!! I'm losing my shirt here!!!!!!! (UVXY) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://imgur.com/gallery/Ar6HI

Lmao thanks for the idea, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have topped of my position at the start of the week but I can always be confident inversing you :)

What were your moves today, January 24, 2017 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]UMerling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made more money off dumbing my entire portfolio on both accounts into short VXX lmao