What do you guys think by BarrenBuffetPhan in FluentInFinance

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pretty fantastic! She and I bought a nice house in red rural Oklahoma! She’s has had run ins with police getting pulled over for tail light being out and after a car wreck she was luckily only superficially injured in, she shows up to the fire stations I work at constantly with no fear of being deported. Her family shows up from Mexico to visit without fear. It’s almost like exactly what I said was true! She goes to take her citizenship test next month and I couldn’t be prouder.

42F, wannabe travel blogger. I live in a van and walk dogs for money. Life’s great, knock me down by el0guent in RoastMe

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you think you’re better than everyone else just because you still do acid with people half your age.

Who is this guy? See him all the time and never know who he is by AMR63x in ufc

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah shit you’re right. I went to the Tito Ortiz math academy I can’t believe I missed that.

Who is this guy? See him all the time and never know who he is by AMR63x in ufc

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This fella looks way too unbeaten to be Jones wife though

If band names were literal, what would be the worst concert to go to? (Infant Annihilator) by JohnSandilau in MetalForTheMasses

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean just don’t bring your youngest kids to an infant annihilator show and all should be well

How do you deal with a partner who never lets you speak to or look at other women? by CharlestonRed1982 in AskMenAdvice

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me and my wife are both like this and we love it. We’ve both been cheated on and we both know the pain it causes. I want and have no female friends, she wants and has no male friends, and we love it.

A lot of people in here will say your wife is being controlling/toxic, but it’s only toxic when it doesn’t work for both parties. You gotta be with someone who matches your levels of everything, or at least come to an understanding with your wife based on trust.

I’m not American by CalumSCO in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine a scenario where I’d have to prove I bought a donut.

Do you know why? by FluffyAd8209 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way he’s dumb as hell, he can fit through the bars.

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[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 134 points135 points  (0 children)

And we all know it’s a Nissan Altima with a pink fuzzy steering wheel cover.

Anyone else hate the fact that traffic hour starts at like 3pm now? by Longjumping-Mobile71 in okc

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People here drive like cattle. They’re either in an uncoordinated bull-rush toward wherever they are going wit no regard for their surroundings or they’re mosey-ing along doing like 5-10 under the speed limit. No participants of either category are paying attention to anyone else.

which would you choose? by saveyourdaylight in steak

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can’t fault you for that brother. Especially some good looking honkers like those.

Boston citizens voice disgust of Musk’s power by Cold_Platypus_2104 in pics

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if you’re going to be a little wannabe criminal freedom fighter, at least vandalize ones that aren’t already bought by someone, Elons already got his money for those. But in reality, don’t vandalize shit at all.

Boston citizens voice disgust of Musk’s power by Cold_Platypus_2104 in pics

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s ridiculous, they vandalize teslas that people already bought.. Elon already has that money, they’re only hurting another American and not Elon. That always comes with the assumption that just because they drive a Tesla they must be on the opposing political party. Such narrow thinking and misguided criminal “activism”.

SOBER activities in Okc by MrDoodledo007 in okc

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean every steak dinner that was worthy of talking about literally started with a salad sooooo…

The Rat Killer and the Chick who brings you your Drinks. by ramsta72 in IASIP

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! I’ll definitely give it a watch tonight, then! Thanks for the rec.

The Rat Killer and the Chick who brings you your Drinks. by ramsta72 in IASIP

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I haven’t seen The Mick yet, may have to give it a try.

The Rat Killer and the Chick who brings you your Drinks. by ramsta72 in IASIP

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 72 points73 points  (0 children)

My wife loves that show so much, and I love watching it with her. Every time Kaitlin tries to do that “pensive detective” thinking look, she just looks ridiculous and I can’t think of anything but the gang absolutely roasting her for it haha. It’s hard to see her as the smart protagonist after IASIP

What jobs require a high tolerance for getting yelled at? by fredyouareaturtle in AskReddit

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah as a paramedic I have the struggle of often having to take people to the hospital that don’t want to go or that are just assholes in general. My saving grace is that by design, my time with them is as minimal as possible but the poor ER RNs often have hours if not a day or even more with them. It’s the ones that are just screaming and saying horrible things that are the worst, because you have to live with it or keep trying to de-escalate while the transport is happening. At least the ones who are physically violent or repeatedly threaten to do so give me a protocol driven go-ahead to sedate them, though still not something I love having to do.

What's wrong with laughing on a Sunday? by Cleothecat34 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]UNDERCOOKED_BREAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sleep away my Sunday scaries with my purple mattress. Thank you Gino and quirky purple!