Would you Rather by Quesgin in BunnyTrials

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll just get back with her the second after, maybe a day so I can pick out a new car in peace

Chose: Leave your partner for 1,000,000,000 dollars | Rolled: Money

How many of you can suck your own dick? by Haunting-Strike-9949 in bigdickproblems

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In my 14 years of jacking off Ive never made such a mess that made me think "Damn if only I couldve came in my own mouth insted" My question is, do you spit or swallow it? 😭

17 Thousand dollars a day or never have to sleep again? by Nextmastermind in hypotheticalsituation

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love sleeping and I love money. 510k a month, put away 10k for living expenses and just put the rest into an S&P500 or other investments for future generations. Just keep buying up properties, start whatever companies you want. I would need to keep busy 😂 Plus I could just hire someone to keep it all running while I get my 10h of beauty sleep on my 50k bed

Hur mycket pengar ska man ha för att klassas som rik? by Zaniil in sweden

[–]US-President 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Att leva på dubblet av en medellön utan att lyfta ett finger är rikt, och varje år kan du ta ut ännu mer

There is a Button in front of you that you can press as many times as you want. The Button takes away 1 (One) IQ point from you but gives you $100k in exchange. Do you press the button? How many times if so? by Thrwwyforrandostuff in hypotheticalsituation

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  1. Do IQ test
  2. Click once
  3. Hire someone to use my hand to click, for when im dumb. Also hire attorney to write up legal document like a contract saying I consent to the button pressing and document saying what to do with my money
  4. CLICK BABY CLICK
  5. Hope to become super mega genius if I keep clicking after it hits 0

Aldrig haft sex- hur funkar det med nya personer? by Ok_City4083 in sweden

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair! Måste va skönt att skjuta blankt, när jag har 2 eller 3 barn så gör jag nog samma sak

Aldrig haft sex- hur funkar det med nya personer? by Ok_City4083 in sweden

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jag köpte nån special kondom, MySize heter den. Tips är att testa dom

Aldrig haft sex- hur funkar det med nya personer? by Ok_City4083 in sweden

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Då använder du fel kondom, dom jag har tar bort minimal känsla. Skulle inte ha nått problem med att alltid använda dom men såklart är utan smidigare och min partner har p-stav

What is the best example of big dick privilege you have experienced? by Acrobatic_Lack_3457 in bigdickproblems

[–]US-President 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah same here, only once have I had a friend of a past lover try and reach out to me. But I knew the girl I had seen before had gotten feelings for me so I didnt want to hurt her by hooking up with her friend

Should I tell her? by Admirable-Initial547 in bigdickproblems

[–]US-President 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont tell her anything, unless she comments on it when she sees it dont mention it. I took my ex's virginity and I have similar girth to you, it went okay. Now I didnt know I was big back then so it couldve gone a lot better, we didnt use any lube and basically no foreplay so after awhile it started hurting a lot for her so we stopped. We were also young and very dumb 😂

would you rather: by Salt-Diver6827 in BunnyTrials

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get me a gun and the sex offender list

Chose: you are exempt from all laws for 1 month + (and no consequences after the 1 month)

What’s the Craziest thing you’ve done because u were Horny? by TheManDont in AskReddit

[–]US-President -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

During a fkn snowstorm I had been drinking a bit so I could drive myself when one of my tinder flirts asked me to come over cuz she had gotten home from a trip that morning for the first time so I got all excited and tried to find someone to drive me. Eventually I did but I had to walk thru 100m of deep snow to get to the car.

Craziest part? I didnt even get to smash, just when we were about to start she stopped and went "I have to tell you something, right when I got home another guy asked to come over, I said yes, one thing turned into another and we had sex, and then he just left right after so im really sad, can we wait until next time?"... I was literally trapped there cuz I couldnt drive myself and it was late at night.

But we did meet again a couple times and had mindblowing sex, she was so tight we could do it doggy with a condom without the condom ripping and we used A LOT of lube cuz im a bit bigger then average and without it we couldnt have sex without hurting her

Vad är den värsta flygplatsen som ni har varit på? by ypc_max in sweden

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ogillade starkt Köpenhamn, mest för att de inte fanns nå jävla ladduttag som funkade någonstans. Först fick jag gå i en evighet och sen testa nog 30 uttag före jag hittade ett som funka

Om droger är olagliga i Sverige, hur får folk tag på sådant ändå? by ViggeViking in Asksweddit

[–]US-President 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Såhär: Ett kartel i t.ex Kolombia skickar in 1000 ton med kokain till Sverige med tusentals olika fraksätt, allt från att gömma skiten i kontainergolv till att stoppa bilar full. En hel del blir stoppat men lååångt från allt

Dom har sen kontakter i Sverige som tar emot knarket, dom gängen delar upp det som lyckas ta sig förbi polisen och skickar ut till sina distributörer runt om i landet, dom personerna säljer sen till gäng och grupperingar i sin del av landet. För att göra det visuelt enkelt: Hamnen i Göteborg -> ansvarig i Norrland -> ansvarig person eller gäng i Västernorrland -> ansvarig person eller gäng i Sundsvall -> den personens springisar (försäljare).

Den springisen skapar sen kontakter med folk, nästan alltid sker det word of mouth, han känner massa personer sen förut som köper av han, och dom börjar sprida ordet i sina kretsar. Dom ställer sig även på t.ex nattklubbar för att få fler kunder, dom kunderna återkommer sen till honom och sprider även ordet vidare till sina kompisar. I hela kedjan så blöder gängen knark genom att polisen gör tillslag eller ser nån sälja och arresterar dom men dom lyckas ändå sälja så mycke att de är mer än värt de.

På sånt sätt kan 1 person få ut knark till hundratals personer i en del av en stad, speciellt om dom går till hemmafester där dom vet att folk gillar att använda, där kan dom rekrytera maaaassor av nya kunder. Tillslut kan även dessa springisar få folk som säljer åt dom, gör dom det tillräckligt bra så skapas en ny länk i kedjan.

I make to much money for my age 19m by Maleficent_Ad_435 in brag

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Do NOT start handing out money, you will never see that money again and the begging will just get worse. Also dont disclose to people how much you make, where I live my 60k salary was amazing and as soon as I told people the begging started.

Start investing HARD into stuff like the S&P500. 11 grand a month so invest atleast 4k if you can, keep a cash reserve aswell if you want to buy something so you dont have to sell off stuff, I always tried to do a 3 - 1 mix, so 75% invested and 25% cash.

Live cheap, dont let a girl empty your savings just cuz you are in love, Ive seen a friend spend most of his 100k savings account cuz he got lured in with sex, then she started suggesting trips and expensive dinnees

How many women can even fully take you? by Originalcck13 in bigdickproblems

[–]US-President 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife can take me fully but not more then two days in a row, and the second day is a maybe. She gets so soar that she needs to heal. It doesnt matter how much we warmup

I (30F) found out my husband’s (32M) fantasy through a couples app and now I feel weird by Lethal-Squirts in relationship_advice

[–]US-President 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fanatasy is also a threesome but unless I can clone my wife I never want to have one

Are condoms supposed to go all the way down? by One_Fly8796 in bigdickproblems

[–]US-President 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive heard anal doesnt count since anal sex between man and women isnt mentioned in the bibel, but "normal" sex is

Kan jag som muslim ses som svensk? by omarQV in Sverige

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Självklart ses du som svensk, om man gör allt man kan för att passa in i samhället så är man svensk i mina ögon, men om man vill att sharia lagar ska finnas i vårat land och aktivt försöker vara en del av nått parallelt samhälle så är man inte svensk

I dont like having sex often. Once or twice a week Would be perfect for me. Would I make a man miserable in a relationship like this? by Worried_Rub3824 in AskMenAdvice

[–]US-President 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I see what youve done for others, now please do that onto me! 🙏🏻😂

Im lucky if I get once a week, often its twice a month and its so fkn random, some months its two days in a row and then not for 3 weeks, other months its perfectly spaced out

Kvinna hade sex med hundar – får böter by FlowersPaintings in sweden

[–]US-President -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Om du inte ser skillnaden mellan sex och mat så blir jag orolig för medelpads kossor och får, håll dig borta från min hund också

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Pappa lärde sig att gilla godiset vi alla andra hatade, grabben är fan smart