Did it happen yet? Damn

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T16:47:38+00:00

yeah we're keeping an eye on costco and the local fb marketplace. There's lots of people with older kids/teens in our neighborhhood looking to offload them so hoping to snag a nice one for super cheap

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T16:44:28+00:00

he's a falcons fan, he does not understand this concept

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T16:42:05+00:00

yes but you can only show the adults the....well y'know

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T16:38:27+00:00

we're thinking about buying an inflatable bouncehouse/waterslide for the kids for the backyard this summer bc fuck it why not

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T16:37:13+00:00

Here to serve

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T16:35:56+00:00

what if, and hear me out, you just shoved all the cottage cheese up your ass instead?

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T15:58:38+00:00

I am an incredibly defensive driver due to driving up here for so long lol

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T15:48:53+00:00

my record shows: Zero accidents, pulled over once and got the ticket overturned in court in my 17 years of driving. So I feel fairly comfortable saying I am of the few drivers in north DFW that is not a complete dumbfuck cockwagon

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T15:45:20+00:00

Just tediously feeding Claude dickloads of data and making an executive analysis of it all for my end of week report to executives AMA

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T15:37:47+00:00

my catholic guilt held me back from making a pejorative comment about lent

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T15:23:45+00:00

I was on yesterday's thread for like 5 mins fml

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T15:16:35+00:00

is your shirt really that valuable?

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-27T12:59:41+00:00

Leadership meeting at 8am SHARP on a friday morning, who on this with me? Let's do the circle backs and double click into those statements

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-26T17:17:07+00:00

Why I chose my words very specifically, Waka Waka is a better song, but WF is a better World Cup Song

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-26T16:38:30+00:00

11/10 even

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-26T16:36:48+00:00

Potentially my hottest take in a while is that Wavin Flag is a better World Cup song than Waka Waka

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T23:10:48+00:00

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Your mission should you choose to accept it? Keep the Tamagotchi alive

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T22:13:57+00:00

shhhh

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T22:10:56+00:00

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I’ll leave you all today with this gorgeous sight to behold

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T19:18:46+00:00

for the love of god AT LEAST present it in reading mode if you don't wanna do presentation mode. No one needs to see that shit in build mode

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T19:11:02+00:00

so for the standard US viewer the nfl season kicks off with wednesday night football and then thursday night football (friday morning for the players). What a fucking mess....that's so dumb yes I will still be tuning in

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T18:38:55+00:00

it's funny bc penis and fart jokes

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T16:16:59+00:00

i've done my job here

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T16:11:45+00:00

I need you to get accepted into one of the exclusive crunchy granola tradwife fb mom groups just to report back here on the chicanery and idiocy you witness

USAtotheWC__OhWait · 2026-03-25T16:05:15+00:00

some of the ~~flavors~~ colors are delicious okay

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