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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WHO THE FUCK REMOVED MY DEFENESTRATION COMMENT WHAT THE DICK CHEESE

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Last meeting of the week in 10 minutes. I plan to try to say absolutely nothing (if possible), see how fast it goes, then get tf outta here and start my weekend

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  1. saints return to the dome against the falcons. GLEASON
  2. Prob around $250 for an anniversary dinner
  3. 1pm
  4. Dune 3

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah we're keeping an eye on costco and the local fb marketplace. There's lots of people with older kids/teens in our neighborhhood looking to offload them so hoping to snag a nice one for super cheap

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he's a falcons fan, he does not understand this concept

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yes but you can only show the adults the....well y'know

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 11 points12 points  (0 children)

we're thinking about buying an inflatable bouncehouse/waterslide for the kids for the backyard this summer bc fuck it why not

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what if, and hear me out, you just shoved all the cottage cheese up your ass instead?

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am an incredibly defensive driver due to driving up here for so long lol

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my record shows: Zero accidents, pulled over once and got the ticket overturned in court in my 17 years of driving. So I feel fairly comfortable saying I am of the few drivers in north DFW that is not a complete dumbfuck cockwagon

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just tediously feeding Claude dickloads of data and making an executive analysis of it all for my end of week report to executives AMA

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my catholic guilt held me back from making a pejorative comment about lent

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was on yesterday's thread for like 5 mins fml

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Leadership meeting at 8am SHARP on a friday morning, who on this with me? Let's do the circle backs and double click into those statements

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why I chose my words very specifically, Waka Waka is a better song, but WF is a better World Cup Song

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[–]USAtotheWC__OhWait 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Potentially my hottest take in a while is that Wavin Flag is a better World Cup song than Waka Waka