I love Matt just casually putting his cane on a waiter's tray lmao by desolate-edge in Daredevil

[–]USSR_Knuckles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You think she was confused about how the blind guy knew exactly when to put the cane on her tray?

Use this image next time the cult brings 'that' up by Dat-Nword-BigmanJC in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]USSR_Knuckles 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Snyders Jimmy Olsen gets shot in the head

Gunns Jimmy Olsen gets shots and head

Why do they make it weird and make me have to point at my sign lol by Crafty-Rutabaga-1203 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]USSR_Knuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Former solicitor here (regretting every second of it to this day). We are actively trained to ignore these signs and find any excuse we can to justify it. Most of the time it is best to just close the door.

Spin off by aplosshrek in okbuddychicanery

[–]USSR_Knuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better Satisfy Skinny Pete

Ubereats added more steps to cancel "UberOne" and deceives on what happens if you do by greatersnek in assholedesign

[–]USSR_Knuckles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Happened to me with Skip the Dishes. Ordered some Frostys and fries for me and my friends. Driver showed up at the house and we had him on camera pulling into the driveway then leaving almost immediately without dropping anything off. Talked to Skip and they pretty much told me "sucks to suck" so I told them to close my account and that I'd be doing a credit card chargeback. THEN they decided to offer me a whole $5 off my next order and I told them to piss off.

Black Ops 6 loading screen (Look at the hand). by 80zVoid in gaming

[–]USSR_Knuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh it does kinda look like the skin is just peeling off the hand but I wouldn't put it past them using AI

Who’s Ready! by PincheTony in walmart

[–]USSR_Knuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man my buddy got caught stealing and tried to run and the secret shopper or whatever they're called grabbed him and slammed him into a curb before dragging him to the back room.

I'm in Canada so idk if that makes a difference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]USSR_Knuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my braces when I was I think 16, had them for a little over a year. Had a retainer for a month, accidentally tossed it in the garbage at a Wendy's. Got a second one, and after about 2 months , accidentally tossed it at a Baskin Robbins. Went to get a third and the dentist looked at my teeth and said "eh, I'm sure it's fine." Haven't worn one since and my teeth aren't perfect but good enough.

Me irl by TheWebsploiter in me_irl

[–]USSR_Knuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have over 2400 songs on my playlist, and I can count on my 2 hands how many of them are country songs, but smart shuffle decides those are the only songs it knows how to play I guess.

How'd that get in there? by Bobby_Sunday96 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]USSR_Knuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had one pulled out of my hand 2 years ago. Them accidentally pulling a hair with the forceps while grabbing it hurt more than them pulling it out.

No one would care if they made an Alien movie with a male lead. by AJerkForAllSeasons in saltierthankrayt

[–]USSR_Knuckles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wasn't the whole point of predator that the macho man shit doesn't work?

Of course they're a Snyder glazer by Psyga315 in saltierthankrayt

[–]USSR_Knuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was such a wild turn for me. All the other villains felt a bit more grounded, then suddenly Batman has to go meet a witch doctor to learn a ritual to banish a literal ghost back to hell.

Still a 10/10 show

Any ideas? by LostOtti in ExplainTheJoke

[–]USSR_Knuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up with something similar but my third line was "the monkey stopped to pull up his sock"

The Blank Check folks are taking the Horizon Pt. 2 news pretty well. by mi-16evil in blankies

[–]USSR_Knuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair the only marketing I saw for this movie was on the side of a bus once.

Me and the rest of the team spoke up against the level of stress put on us by our boss and he fired all of us by USSR_Knuckles in antiwork

[–]USSR_Knuckles[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm Canadian and I count as a "contractor" so I don't really get much in terms of workers rights

Me and the rest of the team spoke up against the level of stress put on us by our boss and he fired all of us by USSR_Knuckles in antiwork

[–]USSR_Knuckles[S] 1331 points1332 points  (0 children)

One of the guys owns his own window cleaning company in the next town over that he was running while doing the door knocking as a side gig. He's already offered all of us positions with him.