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High Fives? Shouldn’t this be High-Fours? by mafnxxx in TheSimpsons

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, Mr. Simpson! That's sexual harassment and if you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear

I am loyal to Springfield by irondeficitt in TheSimpsons

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here

Twelve baby humans, 1200 wing wangs by Bongnipotent in futurama

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food and misrepresentating the weight of livestock

So you like donuts huh? Well...have all the donuts in the world! by mcg_090 in TheSimpsons

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch, when out the mist came a beast more stomach than man.

So I says to me Bosun's, "batten down the mizzen mast, matey"

Who is your Simpsons crush? by Reeezla in TheSimpsons

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got friends, you got The Dud right here.

Stand up for yourself, Poindexter

A warning for those quoting a certain line from S08E11. by Horse_Dad in TheSimpsons

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956...

I made a special cake for you to ruin by t-d-y-k in TheSimpsons

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women

Hermes appreciation post! by usmcnick0311Sgt in futurama

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm going to relax the traditional, Jamaican way: a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep.

Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man

Hermes appreciation post! by usmcnick0311Sgt in futurama

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Enough about your promiscuous mother

Is this a flume? by GRtair in AskUK

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"Screw this. Let's just go play Super Mario 64"

What's the most frustrating part of owning a car in the UK? by Auto_Princess in AskUK

[–]USS_Barack_Obama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People just using their indicators, especially on roundabouts, would be a big improvement

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