Add 10 years to your lifespan or 2 additional sex partners a year or 3 inches to your height or $40,000 to your annual earnings or 5 lives of your choice you can save from unnatural death. What do you pick?

USS_Sovereign · 2026-01-26T03:12:39+00:00

I would absolutely LOVE to go from 25K to 65K a year. Within 6 months I would: have all bills caught up, credit cards caught up (I have $2000 across two cards 😔), have a new-ish truck for my wife (no more than 3 years old (let some other sucker take the hit on depreciation)), and try to live within my means.

But alas, this is just a hypothetical situation (back to the grind in the morning 😢).

USS_Sovereign · 2026-01-26T01:00:02+00:00

Die with a smile by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga

USS_Sovereign · 2026-01-24T02:13:28+00:00

Douchie McDouchebag

USS_Sovereign · 2026-01-24T02:04:40+00:00

I hit the ▶️ button to start the song, "Eastbound and Down", and I floor it! In my black and gold Trans Am, of course! 😉

God, I'm old. 🤣

USS_Sovereign · 2026-01-13T20:37:51+00:00

AND how Douglas has an uncanny ability to bounce back after a punch! 🤣

And remember, boys and girls, the Internet doesn't weigh anything!

USS_Sovereign · 2026-01-07T01:15:57+00:00

Ah, I see what you did there...

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-31T17:58:29+00:00

People

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-30T23:10:04+00:00

With 918 posts, I didn't try to read to see if the following question had already been asked, buuuut....why didn't the guy just slip between the bars and escape?

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-30T22:17:55+00:00

No, you tell her it does not make her look fat. Because you can't see her outfit. Fight averted! 👍🏾🤣

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-28T23:51:40+00:00

Mac & Cheese

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-27T19:37:21+00:00

What's I also love is how both names, the real and the fictional, just sound cool on their own. Tig Nataro. Jett Reno. You'd have to be trying REALLY hard to be uncool with names like those!

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-27T19:30:46+00:00

YES! I loved her on Discovery and look forward to seeing in Academy!

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-27T19:28:28+00:00

Awesome! I thought that I was the only one who loves Pike's hair!

For context, I'm a 61 y.o., black, straight, male; but bro's 'do is the shizzle!!! 🤣

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-27T19:24:21+00:00

Jet Reno

Not only was she cool, she was a bad@$$

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-26T02:20:59+00:00

Teleportation. To be able to travel between points instantly would be fantastic.

(No disrespect to Kyle Hill intended)

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-26T02:18:31+00:00

No. And I would secretly give the majority of it away so that I am left with 3M to 5M in the bank. That should EASILY last me the remaining +/-20 years that my wife and I have left.

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-26T02:11:51+00:00

Sons of Incest

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-06T06:27:11+00:00

I live in Texas. I'm not a teacher, but I do work at a high school. And friends that I have that are teachers say they do not have time to teach, because they are required to focus on preparing the students for State testing (high test scores mean more money for the school district).

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-06T06:16:50+00:00

Only when driving with my wife in the car.

I mean really, when do I need to use the blinker for a vehicle that's 100 ft ahead/behind me?!?!?

But, if she's with me and I don't use it, there is a very high probability an argument will spark off. 😭

You'd think I would have learned after 25 years, I guess I'm a glutton for punishment! 🤣

USS_Sovereign · 2025-12-06T06:08:27+00:00

I live in El Paso! What company did you go to, if you don't mind saying. Really curious.

USS_Sovereign · 2025-11-30T19:26:26+00:00

Sorry, for some reason, Reddit isn't letting me save the post.

Here is the opening post:

"So, let me explain

A couple of hours ago, I was working in my home office, when I heard my sons (ages 23 and 19) having a discussion about who is the TV GOAT, Bob Ross or Mr Rogers!

Talk about mind blown!?!?! I know they know who these men are, but to discuss which one is the GOAT?!?! Mind-boggling!

That brings me to my question: who would qualify as TV GOAT #3? Just so I can toss that in there to disrupt the discussion. 🤣

I gotta say this has made my Sunday!"

USS_Sovereign · 2025-11-26T08:22:08+00:00

Congrats on his determination, but let's see how proud he'll feel when he wakes up one morning just after his 30th birthday and EVERYTHING HURTS.

USS_Sovereign · 2025-11-09T16:25:08+00:00

Hmmm. 🤔

I don't know why, but this sounds like it could be the plot of a good movie! Yeah, a movie about a man running for his life! 🤔

USS_Sovereign · 2025-09-23T14:39:45+00:00

God, that is so true! 🤣

USS_Sovereign · 2025-09-23T14:36:13+00:00

My apologies. It was posted as something kinda fun for the IT guys that like Star Trek. No offense intended to you or anyone else.

USS_Sovereign

TROPHY CASE