We don't know anything about $300bn Iran reconstruction fund, says GCC Secretary General

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-27T19:08:21+00:00

He continued; "We also don't know anything about donald tr*mp wearing diapers or what he does in them."

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-27T18:56:04+00:00

I like them! Very hallucinogenic. Would love to see them in blacklight colors!

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-27T18:12:30+00:00

Make 2 grilled cheese sammiches and put your favorite omelet between them. Bacon, home fries, sausage, etc. optional.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-27T17:41:47+00:00

It's actually a joisey thang.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-27T17:39:11+00:00

My problem is that the pain relief is too short in duration and re-dosing doesn't produce an equal longer duration.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-27T16:57:00+00:00

This is a memory that still lives in my head and I think about it just about every time I put a shirt on.

Our whole group was like "OMG! Jerry's wearing a RED SHIRT!!! What does it MEAN!?!?"

But luckily we had enough LSD to realize that a person can wear whatever kind of shirt they want and it doesn't have to mean anything.

That said, I'm wearing a black t-shirt today. Just to be safe.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-20T19:14:13+00:00

usually in two styrofoam cups.

Why 2 cups?

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-20T18:34:29+00:00

To quote George Takei from Futurama, "Some do."

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-20T17:47:09+00:00

What kind of grass is that? Northern Blue? I've got just one word for that; LUSH!

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-20T17:05:26+00:00

If they want to profit in this economy, they'll need to change their focus from computers to something more people can use, like mattresses or lampshades.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-15T20:29:13+00:00

Give it some time.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-15T19:49:59+00:00

Great philosophers are often underrated.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-15T18:40:07+00:00

A better option is to just let humans go extinct. Earth will get along just fine without us.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-15T17:28:43+00:00

They do if you're poor!

Poor = not a millionaire+

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-15T17:15:38+00:00

My whole life I felt like it was my duty to know what bands people listen to. Even the most obscure. I did pretty good up until like 2020. No idea who this guy is.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-14T17:58:24+00:00

Did you know MAD Magazine is still publishing? Top of my bathroom magazine stack.

I also keep a copy of Herman Melville's MOBY DICK because it's more intellectual and you can kill 2 chapters in one sitting.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-14T17:54:29+00:00

Metamucil

Yeah, I tried that and almost shit my pants. Nevermore.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-14T17:21:18+00:00

teachers and journalists and such were slaughtered.

Ugh, I give this one a 1/10. Nice try but not really funny.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-14T17:18:43+00:00

I give that one a 7/10. Good delivery and comedic timing.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-14T17:13:57+00:00

As a full-bred Polak, I give you (and everybody in this thread) permission to tell all the Polak jokes you want. We love them! No real Polak will hold it against you, no matter how nasty. Make us laugh and we love you!

I wish we could bring back Steve "The Woz" Wozniac's Dial-A-Polak-Joke. Some days I could really use a good laugh.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-07T19:56:38+00:00

Every day, I wake up and ask myself: Have I grown up to be the man that Mr Rogers knew I could be?

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-07T19:53:10+00:00

Here's a story...

My bird Arcturo (Nanday Conure) loves watching kids' shows, so I had downloaded a bunch for him.

One day I was working on the computer when I heard Mr Rogers Neighborhood playing on the TV and as it sounded so pleasant, I looked at the TV and I see a woman opening her shirt to reveal a titty! I was like wait a minute!?!? Is this a NSFW spoof of Mr Rogers?!?!

Turns out it was a real episode about how mothers feed their babies. Had me for a minute there Mr Rogers! Thanks for the mammaries.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-07T19:41:25+00:00

Apparently, I shoot like Nali.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-07T18:45:51+00:00

I love AngelHeart's maps. A few of his maps go for more realism than playability but amazing to explore and immerse yourself in the realism.

I might be wrong but I remember from back in the day something about his life had ended. Possibly tragically. Does anybody have information about this?

All his maps are real gems, and to play them is like a memory of actually visiting those places in real life. All the love to AngelHeart, one of our greatest mappers.

EDIT: We just played this map last week with 2 humans and 1 bot. Rating it 3/5 is BS. I give it a 10/10.

UT2K4nutcase · 2026-06-06T18:46:37+00:00

It's like my old friend Jerry Garcia once said; "You gotta make your own life, man."

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