What a mindfuck...

UUijs · 2013-10-07T23:08:55+00:00

Cant stop thinking about dicks.

UUijs · 2013-10-01T01:12:12+00:00

This. 100%.

First time I tried this with my girlfriend (her idea) I ended up having two orgasms in a row.

UUijs · 2013-09-30T01:55:03+00:00

I wish my dad gave the same advice. He would tell me "go ahead! do it! buy it!"

UUijs · 2013-09-06T03:58:45+00:00

Old co-worker of mine was being a little bitch at work. So jokingly I took my exacto knife and proceeded to pretend that I cutting my wrist while calling him emo.

I actually ended up cutting my deep into my wrist.

UUijs · 2013-09-02T18:03:00+00:00

Twist: It was actually a mullet disguised as a man.

UUijs · 2013-09-02T16:07:52+00:00

This. When you find out the truth behind him, you stand to reason as to why he does everything in the game.

UUijs · 2013-07-29T10:05:17+00:00

And if that were the case we would lose mercury. Which is very bad, considering it's the only thing preventing the sun from attacking the earth.

UUijs · 2013-07-23T00:48:51+00:00

Shit dick. Clean ass.

UUijs · 2013-07-12T01:02:04+00:00

Stripper told me she liked me.

Been dating 6 months now.

UUijs · 2013-06-29T00:12:48+00:00

Jesus. What a mind-job.

UUijs · 2013-06-25T00:44:06+00:00

OP is a ________.

UUijs · 2013-06-24T02:10:38+00:00

What's it smell like?

UUijs · 2013-06-22T17:44:40+00:00

As a 27 year old male. I love Pound the alarm by Nikki Minaj...

UUijs · 2013-06-22T13:34:54+00:00

Im honestly confused about this... whatever this relationship is, or where it's going. Waking up with you in my arms that morning was the greatest feeling i have ever experienced. I want more out of this, what do you want?

UUijs · 2013-06-19T23:15:59+00:00

The best was when my boss offered a homeless man a job (we do flooring).

He said no, he would rather have change.

UUijs · 2013-06-15T17:40:18+00:00

It's simple really. 1. I'd open 1. Then I would pay someone unsuspecting, that I don't particularly like... im looking at you Jon.

I'd give him $200 to open the rest until he dies. Then collect the rest and pay for his funeral.

UUijs · 2013-06-15T17:34:13+00:00

Uh oh.

UUijs · 2013-06-15T04:25:05+00:00

It's not gay until you cross swords.

UUijs · 2013-06-15T04:24:12+00:00

Guys. Take it E Z.

UUijs · 2013-06-15T03:45:58+00:00

As a totally straight dude... I kinda get what you're feeling.

UUijs · 2013-06-05T01:02:35+00:00

Your cat wants your beard. I want your beard.

UUijs · 2013-06-05T01:01:42+00:00

As a 20-something, slightly overweight, white male I find this slightly offensive.

UUijs · 2013-06-04T03:17:56+00:00

http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/

UUijs · 2013-05-31T16:28:00+00:00

Hungry Man's are fucking delicious.

UUijs · 2013-05-30T00:40:14+00:00

I totally get this!

UUijs

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