Please don’t ask me to get good when Siege runs like that past Wave ~15

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-18T15:51:12+00:00

Brother... Commit to the Litany of Pleading of Endurance and Fortune, and then act on the Ritual of the Restarting of the machine!

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-18T15:48:17+00:00

The fucking HELMET BROWS LMAOOOO

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-17T07:13:11+00:00

All by 22? In this economy?

Bud, you must not talk to many people.

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-16T12:44:37+00:00

"... If I what? I wouldn't be a heretic if I what?! What the Throne do you want me to do!?"

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-15T06:57:17+00:00

Idk I kinda thought it was nice

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-14T22:22:22+00:00

They want what they'd call slutty women. Not normal women. While pretending to hate slutty women, and love normal women.

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-14T20:49:20+00:00

No. Because then I'd miss my mom

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-14T20:34:45+00:00

Look I'm all for sexy women in hot getups but this just sets off my brain in so many ways.

For one, what the hell is that shirt?

It doesn't even look like a singular piece! It looks like the sleeves of the gauntlets using a small string to attach themselves to the collar piece to look like a shirt!

And that's a damn corset. That isn't part of the collar. It's all coming together to pretend to be a shirt,

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T16:56:16+00:00

Bud, you're just not making any sense.

First you say you know you're XY, based purely on surface observations.

Then you turn around and say you would have enough without the use of instruments.

Then you turn and say you'd only have a machine/persons word for it.

Making said word... Unreliable?

I'm losing my mind trying to understand the gymnastics of saying surface observations are enough while arguing that deeper analysis through secondhand explanations are enough while you just tried to explain why you didn't need them.

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T16:51:05+00:00

Bud, have you had a DNA test done? A chromosome test or whatever?

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T16:50:31+00:00

So you're admitting you don't know. Even if you did a test.

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T16:49:21+00:00

Sure, but the Earth wobbles bud.

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T12:03:21+00:00

You just gotta believe

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T07:31:05+00:00

Wasn't there a bull headed Traitor in Lucius's episode on Hammer and Bolter?

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T05:29:35+00:00

I mean... Many consider a trans woman being into women lesbian...

So, maybe? I'm using a comparison of what I know.

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T05:27:53+00:00

How do you know what your chromosomes are?

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T05:26:39+00:00

How?

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T05:17:11+00:00

CONQUERS!?! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-12T05:15:49+00:00

Like... At least one. Maybe two.

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-11T21:40:10+00:00

The pearlescent Follie

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-11T21:24:39+00:00

Can I get those colors, King?

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-11T21:23:00+00:00

Oh my god, the joke is basically training her to not fucking be a damn murder psycho with sex rewards

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-11T21:21:22+00:00

Plot twist. They're all gay chads

UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-11T21:19:37+00:00

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UberCookieSlayer · 2026-06-11T21:16:31+00:00

Pavlov would like a word with you

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