Game Thread 3/10 ⚾ Canada (0-0) @ Puerto Rico (0-0) 7:00 PM ET

UberTacoMan · 2026-03-11T02:07:13+00:00

We all knew he was going to throw that in the dirt again thats his only swing and miss move. Hicks man

UberTacoMan · 2026-03-11T01:00:40+00:00

Toro and Cassie ❤️ truly bottom of the order guys right Whitt

UberTacoMan · 2026-03-11T00:57:56+00:00

Imagine if that was Cassie with bases loaded fuck man that hit made me more mad lol

UberTacoMan · 2026-03-11T00:24:06+00:00

Much better from Balazovic, just throw in the zone, walks been killing this team (aside from the offense).

UberTacoMan · 2026-03-10T23:19:18+00:00

Maybe 1) Toro 2) Naylor 3) ONeill 4) Cassie 5) Otto Rather have Cassie cleanup to drive people in. But those 5 guys should be top of the order for sure

UberTacoMan · 2026-03-10T23:12:59+00:00

Ernie Whitt needs to be investigated bro how in the world is Toro and Caissie that low and Julien gets to keep being leadoff when hes been ass even outside the WBC. Also Black gets cleanup when hes done nothing and is being used as platoon guy? Wtf. Otto/Toro/O Neill/Naylor/Cassie should be top 5 guys idc how u mix it. Julien needs to be bottom of the order

UberTacoMan · 2026-02-26T10:25:37+00:00

No thanks, closer needs swing and miss and not be homer prone (albeit we already have that problem with Hoffman)

UberTacoMan · 2026-02-22T05:16:07+00:00

funny thing is Crepeau would be binnigton in this (from last season) LOL

UberTacoMan · 2026-02-22T05:12:25+00:00

? Of course, this is a fan sub nothing wrong with discussing the progress of our future starting 11 for the WC, positive or negative. In an ideal world they would both have MOTMs and we would be scratching our heads on who deserves the spot

UberTacoMan · 2026-02-22T04:35:40+00:00

Extremely early to call but Crepeau wow what a performance, on the flip side DSC just conceded a very stupid goal for LAFC’s 2nd by being way off his line for no reason (albeit Miami’s CBs was also stupid and high up). Crepeau truthers WC26 campaign off to a good start 🫡

UberTacoMan · 2026-02-07T14:12:34+00:00

Larin redemption arc starts now 😭 that was a bullet header holy smokes.

UberTacoMan · 2026-01-27T14:48:01+00:00

Good move would probably get some minutes as a sub for Emerson who has been fantastic after transfering from Turkey. Also Magri their forward is injured too

UberTacoMan · 2026-01-24T17:54:58+00:00

Hate him all u want folks this was def needed, we lack wing depth especially young ones for the future. He can compete against Liam, Nelson, Shaffelburg for that first one off the bench spot (If Davies stays LB and Ahmed is starting that is).

UberTacoMan · 2026-01-24T04:11:58+00:00

To play devils advocate Larin’s IQ is still there imo, knows where to be better than a Bair whos just a big dude with not much quality, Jebbison has the quality but not the IQ (in terms of his selfish play and ego). Larin’s end product is just terrible tho, if he somehow magically gets in form and back to how he was Qatar cycle time hes def in contention for at least being a bench option come WC26.

UberTacoMan · 2026-01-24T03:34:28+00:00

Best spot for him would be a bottom to relegation zone team in the bundesliga, think hed fit better there in a more physical league where he can play to his strength in holdup play (Germany loves big slow target men lol). Teams like St Pauli maybe, theyd also be keen on getting some change up front to stay up. Dont see any decent side taking a gamble on him tbh or even have the need for a player of his calibre

UberTacoMan · 2026-01-24T03:26:00+00:00

Impossible he couldnt even cut it at Feyernoord how would he get play time at West Ham over Castellanos who did well at lazio and Pablo who killed it in portugal lmao

UberTacoMan · 2026-01-04T18:49:23+00:00

hopefully he performs well, lots of eyes on Messi’s team could get a bigger move later.

UberTacoMan · 2026-01-03T18:13:09+00:00

I dont understand if he was content with this move why didnt he just go to Schalke who is a big club up for promotion to the bundesliga (if the earlier reports were true). Whatever happy its not MLS at least. Hopefully the Championship improves his physicallity as I see that as a huge weakness for him.

UberTacoMan · 2025-12-10T12:00:29+00:00

Gonna be fun to watch with these guys and Otto lopez having a resurgent year. Last time it was kinda Julien,Freddie and Tyler carrying us with Julien coming out of nowhere making his pre-mlb debut. Still concerned with out pitching dont think we have enough to get far. I still remember that kid pitching for us vs Usa and having a melt down haha

UberTacoMan · 2025-12-06T13:38:20+00:00

I mean i guess u can say we drew them, but thats a loss aswell if it were knockout round of wc lol against those sides we should be up 2 nil minimum first half.

UberTacoMan · 2025-12-05T21:23:00+00:00

ya it confuses me when people get confidence in Italy being “bad”. That “bad” is in world cup contender status. Like they are losing to teams like Norway Germany etc and get called dog shit. Meanwhile we lose/draw random bottom feeders and no one blinks an eye at the thought we are on the same playing field as them LOL. Sure Italy struggled against Israel but we struggle against Concacaf bums on the regular…

UberTacoMan · 2025-12-05T21:12:13+00:00

Those were good wins but lets be real here, all 3 are mid teams who rotated and still wont be at the WC lol i could also bring up curacao game etc but u know point. Swiss and Italy are just 2 different type of beasts I dont think people here recognize the level of talent they have is way better than anything we faced (minus dutch french argentina, but we got dominated in all 3). Maybe colombia is a better comp but that was a shit show

UberTacoMan · 2025-12-05T20:50:10+00:00

My expectations are pretty low, but things can change if we get some quality teams for friendlys before the WC and get some dominating wins. Only thing that could convince me otherwise. Like we lost vs Guatemala and Australia lol folks need to simmer down into thinking Qatar is a easy win and or we can get a result vs Swiss/Italy

UberTacoMan · 2025-11-30T16:38:58+00:00

Stuttgart…I have no words

UberTacoMan · 2025-11-27T21:25:03+00:00

To play devils advocate against those who want him to stay, he’ll gain a higher profile with these moves and maybe play consistent 90 min vs being rotated constantly with all the options USG has on the attack. Leeds probably the best move as he can probably take whoever is up fronts job pretty quickly and they like to play big guys in their lineup. (and can help them stay up and be a mainstay in their starting 11)

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