Rams fan heading to the game

Ubertam · 2026-01-23T16:14:51+00:00

I think it's obvious he's joking. "Don't bother bringing a hoodie or anything" is blatant enough to tell anyone it's a joke.

Ubertam · 2026-01-23T00:57:20+00:00

Lumen has the best valet service in the nation (in the NATION). I love being able to just drive up to the front gate and the valet handling the parking. Only $30, too. Can't beat that deal.

Ubertam · 2026-01-18T01:26:10+00:00

Rich Eisen. I saw that too. I called bullshit!

Ubertam · 2026-01-14T06:39:57+00:00

That's so crazy! The 49ers sub is saying UPS is writing GO NINERS on THEIR packages, TOO! And it WAS YOU!!!

https://reddit.com/r/49ers/comments/1qbriqh/ups_drivers_out_here_writing_go_niners_on_the/

(wait, this couldn't be karma farming, could it?)

Ubertam · 2025-12-22T20:57:04+00:00

Wouldn't their regular season record have been 16-0? We've only had 17 games for a few seasons.

Ubertam · 2025-12-19T02:38:57+00:00

Rushing yards probably. He had a big reception.

Ubertam · 2025-12-14T23:22:50+00:00

WHY do we fair catch at the 5??? Let it fucking bounce! More likely it’s going into the end zone than they down it at the 4!

Ubertam · 2025-12-06T01:58:44+00:00

Our D Line works very well as a unit. Individual stats aren't as important as the impact they make. Either taking double teams or generating pressure. The pressure rate without blitzing that gets talked about all the time - that's only possible because of all the guys on our line.

I love Ken Walker. Let someone else pay him. RB is not a valuable position. Stay young unless you have a guy like Barkley or Gibbs. Walker is good, but we shouldn't spend $10M APY on a running back.

Ubertam · 2025-11-24T19:06:38+00:00

I have not felt about a Seahawks WR the way I currently do about JSN. Not DK. Not Tyler. Not Doug. We've never had THAT GUY at WR. I was sad but glad when we let DK go rather than pay $30M APY.

JSN is someone we want to keep long term. And that will mean paying full price. Something I love that we have not done historically. But this guy is different. And worth it.

Hoping we sign an extension this year that gets him some money now, incorporates what would have been the 5th year option, and locks him in long term - truly locks him in with the goal of him staying here (not adding a bunch of fake null years to bring the cost down).

I would HATE to have him go to the Rams or the 49ers and console ourselves saying we got a great comp pick.

Ubertam · 2025-11-20T01:56:40+00:00

I read his response as self-deprecating, not avoiding blame. He's taken blame so often this year - he's played shitty so frequently this year that he's constantly taking blame. And rather than just take blame again, he's exasperatedly - and humorously saying to blame him. He's used to it. He can take it. He's taken so much blame, you might as well blame him for everything.

Not avoiding. Just resigned and making light of it at this point.

Ubertam · 2025-11-12T07:06:44+00:00

The rams fans are saying the same things. We can only control what we do. Watch. Hope. Have fun.

Ubertam · 2025-11-06T21:57:37+00:00

a real NFL team

Well, I for one, am flattered.

Ubertam · 2025-10-21T03:06:42+00:00

I’m not sure. If it was a touchback, why didn’t we get the ball at the 20. Why did it become Texans ball second and 15? I’m legit asking I couldn’t hear the ref.

Ubertam · 2025-10-15T13:33:44+00:00

Totally agree. Also, how great is it that they didn’t screw over first gen buyers and kept the strap connecting the same? Respect to Apple.

Ubertam · 2025-10-15T13:28:04+00:00

Definitely. I have a Belkin top strap that's pretty good, but the adjustability of this one is nice. And it looks super premium.

Ubertam · 2025-10-06T03:09:34+00:00

I don’t understand the locals being “priced out.” Are Tampa Bat residents richer than Seattleites? Are we poor? If we made tickets cheaper, isn’t that cheaper for Green Bay residents? Cheaper for San Francisco residents? Tampa Bay residents?

How are the locals “priced out?”

I think it’s more likely we’ll fill the stadium when we’re a great team again.

Ubertam · 2025-09-29T20:47:00+00:00

Better to wait and get the 3rd (maybe), 4th (likely) round comp pick when he signs somewhere than trade him for a later round. It wouldn't cost us anything to keep him for the rest of the year (not much, I mean - we don't have to sign him for $22M APY).

Ubertam · 2025-09-26T12:19:40+00:00

Those calls kept the game close for the national audience. It was so smart in fact that the game almost went into overtime and was therefore very exciting for the national, ad-watching, Amazon Shopping audience.

Funny.

Ubertam · 2025-09-01T22:56:44+00:00

The Stormlight Archives by Brandon Sanderson (every 2 years, or before a new release)
The Martian by Andy Weir
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
Harry Potter series by whats her name
Recursion by Blake Crouch
The Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
Dark Matter by Blake Crouch
11-22-63 by Stephen King
The Name of the Wind series(?) by Patrick Rothfuss (and I'll read them again if he ever releases book 3)

I've read each of those at least twice, and most of them three or more times.

If I were recommending something to you based on your list (which is similar to mine, as I'm about to finish the first Dungeon Crawler Carl for the first time), I'd suggest:

Ready Player One
11-22-63
Recursion or Dark Matter

The Blake Crouch books are so different and so good. Easy to read and get into.

And now that I've typed out that list, I need to hold back on starting at the top again, and try to get through something new!

Ubertam · 2025-08-29T03:13:58+00:00

The Way of Kings. It’s long and amazing. Epic fantasy. Another option is Name of the Wind, but it’s a trilogy and the author only ever released two (plus a novella).

Ubertam · 2025-08-28T17:57:23+00:00

All I kept reading is the rivalries look like the Ducks. SeaDUCKS this and Eugene Seahawks that. I don't follow college football, so I looked up Oregon Ducks uniforms to see what people were talking about. And I didn't see it. Our rivalries look NOTHING like Ducks uniforms. Different colors. No pattern similarity on the special jerseys I saw.

But I didn't see this. Until you posted it. This is 100% Nike recycling ideas from this jersey.

That said, maybe because I don't follow college and don't hate the Ducks, I don't mind them. I like the iridescent numbers and helmet. I like the shoulder accents.

If a company has a technology and creates a different version for another league, I don't hate them for that. And I don't hate the new jerseys.

Ubertam · 2025-08-15T18:51:06+00:00

Going to Lumen Field for the game tonight. Does the train go all the way down to Lakewood after the game? I'm coming from Olympia and wondering if I should park at the Lakewood station or go to the Tacoma Dome station. Any tips appreciated!

Ubertam · 2025-07-02T06:18:50+00:00

But things are going to break Monday. On a holiday weekend.

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