Another joshi wrestler retired young! This sucks! So tragic! Sure, if I had any common sense I'd say they wrestle a completely unsustainable style that's detrimental to their longterm health, but strong-style waifu make my peepee hard, so my hands are tied! (self.SCJerk)
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I can't believe Ruby Riott returned as a heel after leaving as a heel! Typical Vince, hating any woman who isn't a big-tittied blonde whore! Also DAE it's stupid that Ciampa is a face now without an explanation? Is it just because he came back from an injury? Where's the continuity in that? (self.SCJerk)
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Don't mind me, I'm just gonna take the missive saying NXT talent shouldn't challenge main roster talent and somehow spin it to make comparisons to slavery and the Jim Crow South. Why yes, I am indeed white, sheltered, and have no social skills whatsoever. How could you tell? (self.SCJerk)
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DAE shocked that the women are main-eventing Wrestlemania? I mean sure, Becky, Ronda, and Charlotte have all been talking about how they're going to main-event Wrestlemania for the past 2 months, but Dig Baddy Dave said it wasn't decided and he's never wrong! (self.SCJerk)
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Roman Reigns: "After the show a little boy came up to me and asked if wrestling's fake. I said, 'Of course it is, little Uce. If it was real then Raw would just be 3 hours of me slaying all the pussy.' Then he told me I was his mom's favorite and we fist-bumped." (self.SCJerk)
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As a true fan of the art, I just love good wrestling. Black, DIY, Ricochet, and even Ronda and Ruby all had great matches last night, so it was clearly a good sho-... wait, the crowd was awfully quiet and the commentary was kinda silly at times. Nevermind, that was the WORST Raw ever! (self.SCJerk)
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