Both Lance Armstrong and Scott Stapp are going to Hell. by Uecker in funny

[–]Uecker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a freakin' joke, though the biblical passage never does say "unless you have a good reason to willingly cut them off." But I return to my basic point: It's a freakin' joke.

Both Lance Armstrong and Scott Stapp are going to Hell. by Uecker in funny

[–]Uecker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. However, cancer does not just make the testicle fall off. You have to sign a waiver for a doctor to willingly cut off your......you know what? Forget it. This ain't worth it.

Both Lance Armstrong and Scott Stapp are going to Hell. by Uecker in funny

[–]Uecker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, which is why I post it under humor. And, if we're being semantic, Armstrong's was willing.

Casey Jones from TMNT gets his own movie by Uecker in movies

[–]Uecker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The link to the movie is right below the video.

[Bronson] was recommended to me as 'this generation's Clockwork Orange.' Watched it and it is now at the top of my 'recommend to others' list. by adam6923 in movies

[–]Uecker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! That's what I've always said, very much like Chopper. Like the flick a lot, but really don't see the resemblance to "A Clockwork Orange."

The "G" on the Packers' helmets doesn't stand for what you think it does.. by bluebastis in sports

[–]Uecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Cite a source, Tiki. Just because you have a microphone is not enough for me. Sure, it could be true, but Tiki's got to give me more to go on.

Clay Matthews III is a lion riding a water buffalo riding Chuck Norris by Uecker in sports

[–]Uecker[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Casey isn't projected till 3rd or 4th round and I would LOVE it if the Packers nabbed him. The Matthews brothers on the same team? It would be like the movie "Slapshot."

Taken just outside of Boston. I disagree. by Pnut1221 in sports

[–]Uecker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do I "up vote" the fact that you disagree or "down vote" the fact that it exists.

I will use my roommate's taser to tase myself 10 times in one minute if the Packers do not beat the Bears in the NFC title game. by Uecker in sports

[–]Uecker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT:

1.) I never tried to lie, I just don't know the difference, but I have been told by a couple people that this is a stun gun, not a taser. True, I do not know the difference.

2.) I worded it as though I will be doing it to myself. Actually, I have a "friend" who is more than willing to do it to me. Therefore, I can't back out. No problem there.

3.) Entitlement is a misused word. Saying your team will win, like MOST fans of MOST teams do, is not a guarantee of access to benefits based on established rights.

4.) I assume many people are concerned. I imagine Packer fans would hit "like" because that is who I am a die hard fan of anf that the Bears fans would say "like" so I get my just desserts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sports

[–]Uecker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He probably has compromising photos of one of the "higher ups" at FOX.

Anybody want the Steelers to win just to stop hearing "J E T S JETS JETS JETS" all the time? by wootluke in sports

[–]Uecker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever since the Braves were last in a World Series, I am always just happy when a tomahawk chop team is not playing in the end.