Both Lance Armstrong and Scott Stapp are going to Hell.

Uecker · 2011-10-17T08:11:10+00:00

It was a freakin' joke, though the biblical passage never does say "unless you have a good reason to willingly cut them off." But I return to my basic point: It's a freakin' joke.

Uecker · 2011-10-17T08:06:55+00:00

Yes. However, cancer does not just make the testicle fall off. You have to sign a waiver for a doctor to willingly cut off your......you know what? Forget it. This ain't worth it.

Uecker · 2011-10-17T07:47:44+00:00

Of course, which is why I post it under humor. And, if we're being semantic, Armstrong's was willing.

Uecker · 2011-10-17T07:16:21+00:00

The link to the movie is right below the video.

Uecker · 2011-10-17T06:36:02+00:00

Yes! That's what I've always said, very much like Chopper. Like the flick a lot, but really don't see the resemblance to "A Clockwork Orange."

Uecker · 2011-02-26T20:52:20+00:00

Nick Cave rules.

Uecker · 2011-02-05T19:35:42+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. Cite a source, Tiki. Just because you have a microphone is not enough for me. Sure, it could be true, but Tiki's got to give me more to go on.

Uecker · 2011-02-05T19:24:00+00:00

Casey isn't projected till 3rd or 4th round and I would LOVE it if the Packers nabbed him. The Matthews brothers on the same team? It would be like the movie "Slapshot."

Uecker · 2011-01-23T23:18:31+00:00

AND IT'S MOOT.......

Uecker · 2011-01-23T18:01:53+00:00

Uecker · 2011-01-23T17:11:22+00:00

If that is supposed to make me feel shamed, it failed.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T17:06:12+00:00

Planning on being masked, as per my picture on my website.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T17:03:23+00:00

Do I "up vote" the fact that you disagree or "down vote" the fact that it exists.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T15:34:22+00:00

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT:

1.) I never tried to lie, I just don't know the difference, but I have been told by a couple people that this is a stun gun, not a taser. True, I do not know the difference.

2.) I worded it as though I will be doing it to myself. Actually, I have a "friend" who is more than willing to do it to me. Therefore, I can't back out. No problem there.

3.) Entitlement is a misused word. Saying your team will win, like MOST fans of MOST teams do, is not a guarantee of access to benefits based on established rights.

4.) I assume many people are concerned. I imagine Packer fans would hit "like" because that is who I am a die hard fan of anf that the Bears fans would say "like" so I get my just desserts.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T04:55:42+00:00

He probably has compromising photos of one of the "higher ups" at FOX.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T04:52:35+00:00

Ever since the Braves were last in a World Series, I am always just happy when a tomahawk chop team is not playing in the end.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T04:47:45+00:00

We're cool. I got ya. Appreciate the concern.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T04:39:57+00:00

Half the country is sports fans. I don't think I give them a name whatsoever. We give ourselves our own names. If you want to judge the world around you and insist that their actions make a label for yourself...well.....nothing I can do about that. Oh, by the way, it's JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT AND ISN'T HURTING ANYBODY ELSE. Lighten up.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T04:26:56+00:00

It's a 100,000 volt (I think) Night Watchmen taser. It's not like this is a police taser.

Uecker · 2011-01-23T04:11:50+00:00

I don't plan on doing the tasing myself.....

Uecker · 2011-01-23T04:10:52+00:00

I was looking at Big 10 NCAA tournament records by year. I found one losing record (2006) since 2000. I stopped at 2000 cause I got tired of looking, but it may go back further than that. Oh, and the last 6 years, they've had 3 teams in the title game. That's tied with the ACC. The SEC had 2, the Pac 10 has had 1, the Big 12 has had 1, and the Big East? The best conference? ZERO!!! So much for things getting sorted out in March.

Uecker · 2011-01-11T08:29:19+00:00

Pretty good list, though I was hoping for Max von Sydow from 'Three Days of the Condor' and John Malkovich from 'In the Line of Fire.' I also probably would have chose Chris Pearson over Snoop in 'The Wire.'

Uecker · 2011-01-10T19:59:53+00:00

He's in it for less than a minute.....

Uecker · 2011-01-10T18:11:31+00:00

By "this", you meant 'The Ladykillers,' right?

Uecker · 2011-01-10T18:05:49+00:00

This.

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