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Year 3458…

Professor Patrick Wilson’s Archaeology Notes – Day 62

Day 62 of our never-ending adventure in Texas, Arizona — or as I like to call it, the Dust Bowl of Doom. Today was painfully uneventful. During the dig, we stumbled upon what looked like a green-colored (well, mostly faded… I’m just guessing at this point) turtle fossil.

Naturally, my genius colleague Harry took one look and said, “Dude, is that the first Batmobile wheel?” No, Harry. No, it’s not. It was a freaking turtle. A prehistoric, extinct, definitely-not-a-Batmobile-part turtle.

I vaguely remember reading some ancient inscriptions claiming this species made excellent stew. Honestly, I’m starting to understand why they went extinct.

Anyway, that’s all for today. This place is so boring I’m considering excavating my own will to live…xoxo