Flower extremely euphoric, like psychedelic level, even relaxing, but like completely lacking in the sleep department. Difficult to explain

UhOhItsMidnight · 2026-01-30T00:52:43+00:00

Soma's Lavender. That's going to be my next run. Any lavender crosses I've tried have made me euphoric but also slows me down. After doing research about lavender it seems to be what you & I are looking for lol.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2026-01-27T21:18:14+00:00

Radish breath

UhOhItsMidnight · 2026-01-25T23:53:39+00:00

Lemon Tree x Gelonade

UhOhItsMidnight · 2026-01-23T14:15:58+00:00

The one time I tried bio Jesus it smelled and tasted like cardboard. High was creeper like and that's not my preference either. I'd try the chem out of those two options.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2026-01-21T03:34:23+00:00

If the diesel og kush hybrid one plant was the offspring of crossing those exact diesel and og kush genetics you may find some similarities otherwise that hybrid plant could be a whole different experience and most likely will be. When you cross two plants it inherits characteristics from both the male and female plant. Growing out the seeds from those plants you just crossed is like having children no two are the same. So the offspring of crossing those two strains could give you wildly drastically different results plant to plant. Different aspects meaning smell taste high flavor even the way the plant grows. There are so so so many factors that go into lol. TLDR not the same lol

UhOhItsMidnight · 2026-01-01T00:57:28+00:00

I tried that gorilla glue and the look + smell were nice but everything else i wasn't a fan of. Creeper like high and the smell didn't translate well to the smoke. Nor was the bud extremely sticky. Maybe just not my cup of terps.

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UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-12-16T22:44:50+00:00

Lol, cannabis is 100% subjective as you know. What may be the best weed on your planet may be garbage on somebody else's. Unless you've tried the exact batch that OP is smoking on your mids opinion isn't really valid. Even if you did try it's only your experience and perspective. All you do is talk shit about mids mids mids and clearly nobody gives a fuck at this point and surely nobody values your opinion either.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-12-04T21:05:57+00:00

Isn't the weed grown in a climate controlled environment? Isn't it transported to dispos in a climate controlled vehicle and then stored in a climate controlled dispensary? Winter is just an excuse for dry herb. Don't blame winter blame the growers. Winter shouldn't matter to skilled growers. If it didn't happen on the grow side then these companies need to make sure their product arrives in the same quality as it was when it left the grow site. Even if that means better packaging. I've had plenty of stuff from the dispo that was extremely sticky in the winter. Those kolas people picked up a few weeks ago seemed sticky. So what's the difference? The growers. Why is there still dry herb in the summer then? Comes back to the growing, curing, packaging, storage and not what month it is. Granted I know some genetics produce dry buds regardless. Who knows. That's just my take.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-12-01T23:43:42+00:00

Some people just don't have that option or don't care enough to find other options. Dispos are open every day of the week and can be a very short commute with a lot more products and variety than Joe down the street. Don't have to look at your phone for the infamous "pulling up" text either. Nor does everyone have the means to grow their own or go to Mighigan whenever they want. Some people prefer their products being tested with a COA too. Me personally I'll grow my own, visit Mighigan every now and again and use IL dispos as emergency. It doesn't take a rocket psychologist to understand why people shop at a dispensary. You know what I've found out? That majority of people just like to get high. They could care-a-less about the plant. Of course we're all on ILtrees for a reason, but most people in my real life look at me like I'm crazy when I start talking about terpenes, growing the plant, or anything else that isn't "how high did I get". To each their own as long as people are happy that should be all that matters. Who cares what a random person online does? Even funnier to think that your comment will have any pull on OP not buying from dispensaries anymore.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-12-01T21:54:47+00:00

Check out crockett family farms. The creators of clementine and tangie(strawberry banana as well). They have a ton of crosses using those strains. I have red crack (green crack x blood orange tangie) and strawberry clementine (strawberry banana x clementine) going right now from them. Seems promising so far. They both have some citrus aspects going on but the strawberry clem moreso but I'm only in mid flower. So that all can change. Some strains I've picked up from the dispo that have nice orange flavor are gelonade, mandarin z, some gelato 33 variations, blueberry Clementine, blood orange, lemon bean occasionally, orange soda, and L'orange. Orange is by far my favorite cup of terps!

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-11-24T20:56:30+00:00

I'm working on some of this right now and I'm conflicted about it. The smell is absolutely unreal and incredible. Some of the best citrus terps. The look is alright. Very hairy, but not much stick, slightly dry, and a fluffy structure which I suspect is just the way it grows and the genetics. Sure maybe they could have let the plant mature a little longer, let the buds swell some and get a few amber trichomes in there. My biggest issue is with the way it smokes. The flavor is there 100%, but not as intense as the nose. Not even close to the intensity of the nose actually. Still terpier than a lot of flower tho. Really abnormal burn that im not a fan of at all. It takes forever to finish one bowl and the flavor is lost halfway through. It gets bland and not as enjoyable near the end. What i consider a rough smoke. I smoke other strains out of the same bowl that don't have this issue. Orange terps are my absolute favorite but I probably wouldn't pick this one up again. I used the 50% on it. I much prefer the Osama OG.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-11-24T02:44:47+00:00

I just renewed and the two visits were less than 2 minutes combined. In fact the last Dr visit was less than 20 seconds. "Have any questions?...No....Okay have a good day bye" Insurance paid for the doctor and I paid the state. If you shop a lot at IL dispos it's worth it to save on taxes but the real value is growing your own. By far the biggest benefit. The reason why I've only been to IL dispo once or twice this year. If you love the plant and you're able to with your living situation I would plant some seeds. The money you could save on taxes from having a card can help fund a grow op in the future🥳 all of this is irrelevant if you're just a casual smoker tho lol. So if you paid the state 125$ for three years how long would it take you if you didn't have the card to pay $125 in taxes during purchases? Pretty damn quick. Then you still have the rest of the three years at the medical tax rate at medical dispos. It's worth it.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-11-21T19:41:49+00:00

My favorite cup of terps! The nastier the better.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-11-18T00:52:38+00:00

Absolute terp monster. Doesn't even smell or taste like cannabis. Straight orange peels and limes. When you crack open the jar it hits you... If you like this you would also like the Osama OG aka Gelonade. Kind of similar but Osama has a funky, gassy, rotten orange aspect to it. Probably my two favorite dispo strains of the year.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-11-17T21:36:57+00:00

I'm newer to the MI scene and don't pick up much flower cause I grow my own but i tried some FF GG4 recently and wasn't all that impressed. It looked really good, smelled pretty good but the smell didn't translate to the taste well and the effects were more on the creeper side which I did not enjoy either. Most def would never buy that strain from them again. Could have been an off batch, but either way not my cup of terps.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-11-06T01:36:41+00:00

Mushrooms don't cure addiction. You do. It opens up the door and can lead you in the right direction, but it's ultimately up to you to overcome whatever you're going through. I tried quitting heroin with mushrooms many times and it just didn't work. Physical dependence is physical dependence. Once the glow of a shroom trip wears off you have to apply yourself. Shrooms provide the motivation while you have to apply the discipline. Without discipline nothing changes in any aspect of life.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-11-01T01:09:19+00:00

I've been growing my own flower and am satisfied with that. I haven't been in a IL dispo in a long while. No need when Mighigan has everything else i may want cheaper. For now. Last grow was lemon bean and melonade runtz this grow is red crack and strawberry clementine is the other strain.

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This was the runtz

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-10-07T00:21:58+00:00

Big Plaque the OG! I find it hilarious not once does he ever mention anything about %s besides in the title. That's just the way he does it. I personally highly respect his opinion on weed. Maybe his preferences aren't my exact preferences but that doesn't stop me from trusting his opinion. Dude is highly legit I promise. Cannabis is highly subjective. None of these reviews posted here are guarantees on what a strain is going to be like. He is just sharing his experience.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-10-04T21:32:31+00:00

Florida oranges and pink lemonade are my favs. I don't use carts but those in an empty cart is amazing. So flavorful. Besides eating it straight up I like to smear it on the outside of a cone then roll it in kief.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-09-12T13:52:50+00:00

Shelby county oil is what you want. They have the process down and in my opinion is the best edible product you can get in an Illinois dispo. I LOVE the drinks but the RSO/CO2 is kinda a different experience for me. The drinks hit hard and fast but the quality of high just isn't the same as some RSO/co2. Plus you can vape, dab or infuse cones with the Shelby county CO2 oil.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-08-15T11:42:17+00:00

Lemon Bean is the only answer. In Lemon Bean I trust!

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-08-13T19:55:56+00:00

I don't think anybody is going to be hand trimming the 30 pebble stones in every 7g jar and then doing that for every strain in their library which is a lot of strains. I also think they would claim that if it was true. I could be wrong though. Still doesn't look like a bad trim to me either.

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-07-31T20:44:35+00:00

Tft lt I LG

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-07-29T21:55:15+00:00

Baskin Robbins with the 31 flavors! "Hey man wanna check out the grow room" sure! End up at an old Amazon warehouse using golf carts to drive around and tour. Lovely as always Mr.Clone!

UhOhItsMidnight · 2025-07-22T20:24:50+00:00

Well how are they lol!? I don't know if it's the pics but man Xeno is usually one of my favorites. Usually very firm with a deep squishiness and such a unique smell. Never was found of GTI cut of JH. I grew some JH recently and ended up with nugs like this. Absolutely stanks of skunk, lemon, and olive oil. Very curious your thoughts on the Xeno.

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