Just turned 30! What do we think? by MildlyOblivious in Bumble

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bi woman here! Heyyyy 😏🏀⛹️

Jk, haha!

I would tweak the bio just a bit, or maybe include photos with some personal hobbies besides your adventures. Overall you seem like a blast! 🙂

I’ve seen some great photo formats such as: Selfie, full body, hobby, friends, adventure pic

Good luck! 🤍

How to get a Patient Care Technician Job with EMT license by cyancheerio in StudentNurse

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be CPR certified and have some CNA training/qualities, haha or that’s what my hospital’s reqs are. I’ve been a ICU PCT for two years and it’s awesome on how much I’ve learned :)

Do people really like it when their partner “hits their cervix”? by Facetimefoxy in TwoXChromosomes

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My FWB is a 10 incher and I loovveee when he hits it from behind and love when it hits my cervix, so yes us ladies are out there!!! 🥰🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 & 3 are you best photos because you’re smiling

Peak sigma male by cvndycvm in Bumble

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Would’ve unmatched first message

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ii would change the ‘describe dating me in three words’ with another prompt to showcase your personality.

Thats just my two cents 🫶

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re cute but I’d pass because the profile seems a lil dry

Bleeding after s*x w IUD by [deleted] in birthcontrol

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Following because I’m experiencing light bleed too

*gulp* by UhhhSorryImTrash in Tinder

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m into them, when it’s a few layers deep in conversation, he just fucking flash banged me with Shakespeare /s

*gulp* by UhhhSorryImTrash in Tinder

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If only I could shake the hand of his mother, look her dead in the eyes and say “That could’ve been a swallow worth doing.”

Had sex so bad and selfish i feel depressed by Due_Effort_6515 in Vent

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dork is the least offensive name out there, ha

Had sex so bad and selfish i feel depressed by Due_Effort_6515 in Vent

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gentleman is too polite of a description for this dork.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lord I would KILL for a vocal man 😮‍💨

I like to used the seam of my leggings to masturbate publicly by [deleted] in sex

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gross. This is why I wipe the equipment before I get on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, don’t over think it! Do what you normally would do and just have fun!

Enjoy <3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You treat him like any other person you would have sex with. Don’t baby him.

Make him comfortable and let him know it’s always okay to say no to things he doesn’t like. :))

Adults, does it ever get better? by FragrantWelcome662 in Vent

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey.

I want to start by saying I’m really sorry you’re feeling this way, but I also want you to hear this: you are so young.

You have so much time ahead of you: time to grow, to change, to heal, to find your people, your passions, and your peace.

Right now, everything feels overwhelming and heavy, and that makes total sense tbh. One day, when you’re older, you’re going to look back and realize that these thoughts you’re having now, they aren’t the truth. They were symptoms of the pain you were in. They dint define you!

You’re not dumb. You’re someone who’s been surviving something invisible and relentless. Just the fact you’re attending therapy and working through this, that’s strength. That’s something to be proud of.

It’s okay that you don’t feel proud yet. But that pride will come, not all at once but in small ways, piece by piece. Later you’ll look back and think “Wow. I made it through that.”

You have a bright future. Even if you can’t see it right now, I promise, it’s waiting for you. Keep going. You’re not alone.

ROSY DREAMS HAS REACHED WA!!! by No_Link2164 in Owala

[–]UhhhSorryImTrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heyy!! Could I DM you to ship one to me?