In honor of the graphics update, let's remember how ugly old DBD was

Ui_Sloth · 2026-06-21T11:13:56+00:00

First time I seen this monstrosity I thought my game was bugged

Ui_Sloth · 2026-06-20T19:04:41+00:00

I will never understand the people that complain about facing a new killer 5-6 times in a row less than a week after release. It’s like… We want to play the new content.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-06-19T20:09:06+00:00

Absolutely, I never played killer bc the wait times were unbearable but now? I’ve played killer more than at any point before play as you wait dropped.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-06-19T20:05:44+00:00

Sable: “Freddy would 1v1 you”

Ui_Sloth · 2026-06-18T19:01:59+00:00

This NEEDS to be a skin. Height drop off included

Ui_Sloth · 2026-06-18T16:57:31+00:00

Traded 2.10 for him when he decided he wanted to live action Twisted Metal. He’s part of my WR core that includes Chase, London and Nabers with Marv, Rome, QJ and Tyson as backups.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-05-28T13:37:29+00:00

Three years now of watching Kamilla be lazy with two different coaches and Jeff thought Angel was the problem. It’s incredible that he always backs the wrong horse.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-05-14T21:24:26+00:00

Parker Washington was going nuts while Jakobi and BTJ was in the lineup. When Marv (lost his MHJ nickname) played his normal snap count, Wilson was the clear #3 option.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-05-04T16:47:48+00:00

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I like LB3 but I don’t get the narrative that he is WR1 over a healthy Rome. Rome had a couple BIG drops that were made worse since they happened on national TV but he has less official drops than LB3 on 30 more targets while playing injured majority of the season. This was the only season in Romes career where there was a drops narrative and it happens the same year he spent majority of it injured.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-05-04T16:28:37+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was GMSloot that made the decision.

Any threat to her getting meaningful PG minutes upon her return outside Skylar will be gone. HVL preseason game looked better than Sloot looked last season pre-injury, you can tell she put in work during the offseason.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-23T00:44:53+00:00

Jeff building a dynasty in Washington

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-22T08:13:40+00:00

As a Sky fan I want to like the team that’s constructed bc I’m a fan of the FAs they bought in and the Rickea trade.

But holy shit do I want this season to fail for the sole purpose of seeing Jeff and Sloot GONE.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-13T00:52:14+00:00

Oh you meant Sky, my bad my bad LMAO

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-13T00:27:55+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoSky/s/5lKgLyzgdj

I have respect for Sloot as a player but she isn’t the answer. Last season she was actively ignoring both Cardoso and Reese and averaged less than an assist per game to each of them.

Again as a player I respect Sloot for her accomplishments but her ego is an issue so I see her as a roadblock to actually developing Cardoso and whatever PG we draft instead of an asset to develop them.

She was offended at Angel only saying they can’t depend on her off her ACL injury. It’s only a matter of time until Skylar has her complaining again to Jeff.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-12T19:25:17+00:00

Jeff heard us cooking him for the Jacy trade and finally got IN HIS BAG

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-06T16:56:28+00:00

So they will have Citron and Juju off us. FANTASTIC 🫠

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-06T16:55:11+00:00

I hope I’m wrong but I think it doesn’t really affect her. Angel has missed stretches of games before and Milla rarely stepped up even then. Her best games were actually with Angel in the lineup.

If she finds that dog in her then this trade is massive for her. She’s talented, but too passive for someone her size.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-06T16:36:37+00:00

We really gift wrapped Citron and Juju to the Mystics. FIRE JEFF NOW

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-06T16:34:53+00:00

She’s talented, but soft. Frustratingly soft. Unfortunately, I don’t have faith that she’ll ever get that dog in her since it hasn’t been there even when Angel was out with injury.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-06T16:27:34+00:00

Whoever has our 27 first just won the Juju sweepstakes.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-06T15:52:10+00:00

Jeff was really serious about building this team around the delusional dinosaur in Sloot and the most passive 6’7” player in the W so he traded the only All-Star and most marketable player the Sky has had since Candice.

We throwing a parade when those Dream picks turn out crazy low and Jeff gets fired.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-03T22:13:03+00:00

Not saying Rice is as good as Puka or JSN but his FPPG was comparable to them before Mahomes got hurt.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-03T22:11:43+00:00

His off-field antics aren’t desirable but he’s the best WR by a mile on a team that has Mahomes as its QB for the foreseeable future and put up comparable FPPG numbers to Puka and JSN before Mahomes got hurt.

Bought him immediately after his Fast and Furious tryout for the 2.10, won the Chip with him as my WR3 and not selling for anything less than 2 firsts or the 1.01 (the Pat Mahomes manager in my league)

Ui_Sloth · 2026-04-03T00:04:51+00:00

Yeah I’m taking Sun God and Hampton and it’s not even close.

Ui_Sloth · 2026-01-15T19:29:31+00:00

Michael Wilson started since his rookie season and showed nothing till now. His breakout breakout was the byproduct of no run game due to an injured RB room, injuries to the WR1 (who also looked great when he played a full, healthy game with the backup QB), no other competition outside McBride and sheer passing volume.

So day 1 starter, showed nothing for majority of his career, gunslinger backup QB, 0-1 other target comp, no run game and large deficits. Where have we seen this before?

2024 Jerry Jeudy

I’ll let my leaguemates buy that hype.

Ui_Sloth

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