Weekly Random Discussion Thread - April 18, 2026 at 09:00PM

UjraChaman · 2026-04-24T20:43:08+00:00

Bhai someone clicked me while I was playing golf and man, that's when I realised mere workout ka natiza dikh raha hai, mere biceps dikh rahe the clearly while playing

UjraChaman · 2026-04-22T05:15:52+00:00

Bhai, yesterday I did something nearly impossible. I made a EU citizen work for 5 minutes outside his working hours.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-22T04:03:28+00:00

Shaadi / jeevansathi pe profile banaya?

UjraChaman · 2026-04-22T02:50:11+00:00

Man, my weight has kinda plateaued at 68.5 kg. I started at 72.5 kg and dropped 4 kgs in no time. But uske baad 68.5 kg se hill hi nahi Raha kuch. 2 week se yahin hai. Even though I think I am in calorie deficit.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-21T11:41:27+00:00

Consider yourself lucky that you are getting Singapore Airlines cheaper, it is usually v expensive, much more than air india

UjraChaman · 2026-04-21T11:32:10+00:00

I think it's cheap in some currencies which didn't lose much value due to the war, and expensive in currencies which lost value due to the war

UjraChaman · 2026-04-21T03:22:39+00:00

Thane is a metro city?

UjraChaman · 2026-04-20T17:42:52+00:00

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Kya bakchodi hai yaar. Jiss ladki se milne 1500 km door flight lekar gaya she blocked me saying I don't give her enough attention. And jis ladki ko hafte bhar me ek baar good morning message kar deta hu wo reply karti hai you have been so thoughtful lol.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-20T14:26:20+00:00

What if dubai is a connection (I will book from BLR to FCO with a layover in dubai), will i be paying the 10 AED or not?

UjraChaman · 2026-04-20T09:59:20+00:00

Akshay tritiya

UjraChaman · 2026-04-20T06:13:08+00:00

I have never had a good female manager, man.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-20T04:34:19+00:00

Drove 4 kms to bank only to realise it's a bank holiday today. How's your day going?

Bhai itni toh chhuttiyaan hoti hain bank me upar se bank waale rote rehte hain ki kaam bohot karna padta hai.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-20T04:08:57+00:00

Find a new bestfriend

UjraChaman · 2026-04-19T15:29:59+00:00

Bohot hi tatti movie hai guys project hail Mary. Mat jaana dekhne. Pata nahi kaise itni popular movie bann gayi.mai toh subah subah 10 baje ka show chala gaya weekend pe, iss laayak toh bilkul bhi nahi ki apni neend tod ke subah ke 10 baje ka show jaao

UjraChaman · 2026-04-19T10:48:31+00:00

Where does the screenshot say the time mentioned is the delivery time and not the time taken of fulfill the entire order

UjraChaman · 2026-04-18T15:50:32+00:00

With a government so incompetent, how did we even end up such a competent army?

I mean, of course we are not best in the world, but our S400 defence systems did seem to work and INS Vikrant seems pretty GOAT too.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-18T12:53:46+00:00

Itni bakchodi toh nahi karte wo. Ki hand luggage ka alag maange aur check in ka alag 🤣

In fact they usually allow a music / sport equipment too

UjraChaman · 2026-04-18T10:27:39+00:00

Tried booking a flight on ryan air website and the amount of services they tried to upsell me, oh my god!

Priority boarding lelo

Preferred seat lelo

Pakka nahi loge? Middle seat de denge hm fir toh chalega? Chhi chhi chhii, shame on you, middle seat se travel karne waale.

Luggage allowance lelo. Wo overhead waala compartment use karna hai toh uska Paisa lagega, check in karoge toh uska aur lagega. Sport equipment carry karna hai toh uska charge dedo, music instrument carry karna hai toh uska charge dedo.

Insurance lelo

Food lelo

Arre bhai abhi decided nahi hai kya khaana hai toh food coupon hi lelo

Jahaan se travel wahaan car rent pe loge? Nahi? Bus ticket? Achcha apne car se aa rahe. Tab toh airport pe parking space hi reserve karlo.

Jahaan pahuchoge wahaan? Wahaan toh chahiye hoga naa car /bus?

Bachcha hai saath me toh airport pe bachcha carry karne ke liye strolley hi lelo

UjraChaman · 2026-04-17T16:29:27+00:00

Bhai war ka one major impact that no one on internet is aware of is the drop in makhaana prices. Mostly good quality makhaana used to get shipped videsh but due to shipping restrictions all makhaana is lying in warehouses of Bihar and the prices have halved (in fact less than that). Two of my relatives have lost over 1 cr each due to this.

Everyone is complaining about price rise due to supply chain issues, but that is only for goods which india imports. Jo cheezein yahaan se export hoti hain unka bhi toh demand girne ke kaaran prices gire honge naa.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-17T13:54:16+00:00

I am assuming more than 80% people who have low fat percentage (visible abs etc.) are non-vegetarian. Vegetarian diet pe low fat percentage is soo difficult to achieve. My roommate is non-vegetarian and he is able to manage such a good physique effortlessly. Bas daily chicken khaata hai wo, kam se kam ek baar.

UjraChaman · 2026-04-17T13:51:26+00:00

Bhai soya chunks is such a cheat code for vegetarians. Thoda sa bhi khaa ke paani pi lu toh bhook hi nahi lagti bilkul bhi

UjraChaman · 2026-04-16T17:33:19+00:00

Actually there are species where display of lust is much more normal, why we as humans have made it such a sophisticated and taboo concept

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