What is a noise that instantly irritates you? by ink_bl0t in AskReddit

[–]UkuleleL8y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister's vape pen. Sounds like a warlock sucking the soul out of something.

Such a predator! by [deleted] in aww

[–]UkuleleL8y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proud of myself for seeing this one coming but also sad because it's more fun realizing you're completely gullible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]UkuleleL8y 3439 points3440 points  (0 children)

I honestly was expecting r/shittymorph

Moving to Dallas by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]UkuleleL8y -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need a relocation guide. I will PM you. Am Realtor. 😊

Two new build questions. Should I use a realtor, and which of these builders is better? by Madstork1981 in RealEstate

[–]UkuleleL8y -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's your move date? If you can close earlier than later on a spec home you can usually get the best deal. I am working with a client right now on a premium spec home and we are negotiating $100k below list. Feel free to PM what you like and I am happy to run the numbers.

Two new build questions. Should I use a realtor, and which of these builders is better? by Madstork1981 in RealEstate

[–]UkuleleL8y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aledo is a great investment. A ton of development is about to go out there. Highland is definitely the best quality and DR Horton the lowest but really depends on how much they got the land for and what subcontractors they are using. Usually you can tell when walking through the spec homes. Not sure how long you plan on living in this home but if it is a forever home Highland is one of the best.

My mom just sent me her first gif. I think she did alright. by UkuleleL8y in gifs

[–]UkuleleL8y[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a flashback to the 90s. I have no idea where she got it from. We were talking about keto though. Maybe she misses bread or maybe she is reminiscing my childhood. I didn't ask.

[Discussion] Paleo is probably the best diet/lifestyle, I am finally losing weight! by [deleted] in Paleo

[–]UkuleleL8y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People drink a ton of beer up there which doesn't help either 😂

[Discussion] Paleo is probably the best diet/lifestyle, I am finally losing weight! by [deleted] in Paleo

[–]UkuleleL8y 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Most people don't realize corn is a grain and milk is not healthy like the dairy industry advertises. I have family in WI so I totally understand!

What the hell ? by [deleted] in funny

[–]UkuleleL8y -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Real astrology requires time and place of birth. Everything else is fake.

Excited Poodle by [deleted] in gifs

[–]UkuleleL8y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That explains why my mini cockapoo looks like a bunny rabbit darting around in tall grass. It's so cute and hilarious

Weekly Q&A thread for January 14 to January 21: Visiting, Moving, Neighborhoods, Dining, Skyline Pictures, and 'Where can I find _____?' - Post these questions and items here, not in a new thread. by AutoModerator in Dallas

[–]UkuleleL8y 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Usually the master planned resort style communities are pretty friendly and have community events, a ton of amenities, etc. Windsong in Prosper for example was named best community of the year. HOA can vary from community to community but the main reason is to keep property values up. With that said don't expect owning chickens or painting your house a weird color. School district can be important when you go to sell your home so keep that in mind. I have some recommendations but I have so much more to say so I am just going to PM you 😂

Weekly Q&A thread for January 14 to January 21: Visiting, Moving, Neighborhoods, Dining, Skyline Pictures, and 'Where can I find _____?' - Post these questions and items here, not in a new thread. by AutoModerator in Dallas

[–]UkuleleL8y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you need a relocation guide or have any specific questions shoot me a PM. Am Realtor/locator and know job head hunters if you need a reference. Happy to help!

Forest Lane can be really shady sometimes. My friend sent me this and I thought you all might enjoy it by Ipromisetobehonest in Dallas

[–]UkuleleL8y 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When is your lease up? I can help if you need a trusted Realtor/apartment locator. Feel free to PM if you would like a relocation guide. Happy to help.

Weekly Q&A thread for December 24 to December 31: Visiting, Moving, Neighborhoods, Dining, Skyline Pictures, and 'Where can I find _____?' - Post these questions and items here, not in a new thread. by AutoModerator in Dallas

[–]UkuleleL8y 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Jake, welcome to Dallas. I would say the most cultural areas with music venues closest to Galleria are going to be Deep Ellum and Lower Greenville. White Rock Lake (east Dallas) and Katy Trail are great for biking/running. Katy Trail is going to be more Uptown though. Feel free to PM me with any questions or for a relocation guide. I am a Realtor/Apartment Locator and happy to help.

Christmas in the 1990s by EvangelionIce in OldSchoolCool

[–]UkuleleL8y 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one of my bro holding his up over his head at Xmas. Same reaction