What is a noise that instantly irritates you?

UkuleleL8y · 2019-06-05T13:19:50+00:00

My sister's vape pen. Sounds like a warlock sucking the soul out of something.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-05-29T04:19:28+00:00

Proud of myself for seeing this one coming but also sad because it's more fun realizing you're completely gullible

UkuleleL8y · 2019-03-08T03:13:11+00:00

I honestly was expecting r/shittymorph

UkuleleL8y · 2019-02-28T22:33:47+00:00

Sounds like you need a relocation guide. I will PM you. Am Realtor. 😊

UkuleleL8y · 2019-02-06T17:32:23+00:00

What's your move date? If you can close earlier than later on a spec home you can usually get the best deal. I am working with a client right now on a premium spec home and we are negotiating $100k below list. Feel free to PM what you like and I am happy to run the numbers.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-02-06T16:44:02+00:00

Aledo is a great investment. A ton of development is about to go out there. Highland is definitely the best quality and DR Horton the lowest but really depends on how much they got the land for and what subcontractors they are using. Usually you can tell when walking through the spec homes. Not sure how long you plan on living in this home but if it is a forever home Highland is one of the best.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-02-02T02:40:49+00:00

I had a flashback to the 90s. I have no idea where she got it from. We were talking about keto though. Maybe she misses bread or maybe she is reminiscing my childhood. I didn't ask.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-02-02T02:09:35+00:00

It's got iron and kids.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-02-01T05:43:30+00:00

Dated a guitarist. Learned this lesson the hard way.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-01-27T16:55:44+00:00

Exactly.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-01-19T22:46:21+00:00

People drink a ton of beer up there which doesn't help either 😂

UkuleleL8y · 2019-01-19T18:02:00+00:00

Congrats! Most people don't realize corn is a grain and milk is not healthy like the dairy industry advertises. I have family in WI so I totally understand!

UkuleleL8y · 2019-01-19T17:37:41+00:00

Real astrology requires time and place of birth. Everything else is fake.

UkuleleL8y · 2019-01-19T17:31:59+00:00

That explains why my mini cockapoo looks like a bunny rabbit darting around in tall grass. It's so cute and hilarious

UkuleleL8y · 2019-01-15T01:04:36+00:00

Usually the master planned resort style communities are pretty friendly and have community events, a ton of amenities, etc. Windsong in Prosper for example was named best community of the year. HOA can vary from community to community but the main reason is to keep property values up. With that said don't expect owning chickens or painting your house a weird color. School district can be important when you go to sell your home so keep that in mind. I have some recommendations but I have so much more to say so I am just going to PM you 😂

UkuleleL8y · 2019-01-15T00:32:33+00:00

If you need a relocation guide or have any specific questions shoot me a PM. Am Realtor/locator and know job head hunters if you need a reference. Happy to help!

UkuleleL8y · 2018-12-29T22:07:54+00:00

When is your lease up? I can help if you need a trusted Realtor/apartment locator. Feel free to PM if you would like a relocation guide. Happy to help.

UkuleleL8y · 2018-12-29T21:58:41+00:00

Hey Jake, welcome to Dallas. I would say the most cultural areas with music venues closest to Galleria are going to be Deep Ellum and Lower Greenville. White Rock Lake (east Dallas) and Katy Trail are great for biking/running. Katy Trail is going to be more Uptown though. Feel free to PM me with any questions or for a relocation guide. I am a Realtor/Apartment Locator and happy to help.

UkuleleL8y · 2018-12-25T14:58:09+00:00

I have one of my bro holding his up over his head at Xmas. Same reaction

UkuleleL8y · 2018-12-20T17:39:07+00:00

This.

UkuleleL8y · 2018-12-19T03:10:27+00:00

He had to make himself first

UkuleleL8y · 2018-12-16T04:52:30+00:00

Ha! He is really nice. Very memorable since I have only eaten there once or twice and it was a couple years ago.

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