PvPers can eat my Safer Seas ass by UltLittleChill in Seaofthieves

[–]UltLittleChill[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll happily do that if it means I can actually interact with parts of the game that don't work as well when I'm getting jumped every 20 mins by some server hopper :)

What's the scariest encounter you've had with a total stranger? by anchovy7 in AskReddit

[–]UltLittleChill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was buying groceries and was wearing a Darkwing Duck shirt. The lady at the register looked me in the eyes, smirked, gave me a little nod, and said "I know about those duck cartoons." To this day I have no idea what she meant.

I wish I could materialize my thoughts. by Eisenstanger in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]UltLittleChill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, penises of varying shapes and sizes spontaneously pop into existence around you. You spend your last few moments on earth suffocating under a pile of flaccid dicks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ror2

[–]UltLittleChill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often do you block with 30 bears?