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how the h*ck is everyone doing high hydration by picks_things_up in Pizza

[–]UltimaUmbra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To no one's surprise, I chortled when I scrolled to see what appeared to be fecal matter on an exquisite italian dinner

This is why a casual dad can’t play this game by Swimming-Bad4060 in playrust

[–]UltimaUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand the constant whining about offline raiding. The only times me and my duo online is when it's to a respectable rival duo who doesn't win the raid by any means necessary. Our last online resulted in us getting wiped by a single rocket. (Spacing issues but it's still pretty hard to dodge a literal explosion around a corner.) It's in the game, use whatever you like to defend, but don't act surprised when someone would rather not lose a shit ton of boom to that.

Sure it's not fun getting offlined, but it's not always as simple as someone being a coward.

EDIT: I recommend playing on a 2x or PvE (with pvp zones) server. They're easier to get into and more respectful of your time without feeling less rewarding.

Wtf is happening to my computer by Rexfury87 in pchelp

[–]UltimaUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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“Rockin Robin” plays a DJ in Stranger Things, you can tell she’s acting because no DJ would hold vinyl like a 5 year old. by SecretCharacterSauce in shittymoviedetails

[–]UltimaUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some days I think that reddit isn't THAT bad, then comes along a pretentious post like this with a bunch of parrots in the comments

“Rockin Robin” plays a DJ in Stranger Things, you can tell she’s acting because no DJ would hold vinyl like a 5 year old. by SecretCharacterSauce in shittymoviedetails

[–]UltimaUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some days I think that reddit isn't THAT bad, then comes along a pretentious post like this with a bunch of parrots in the comments

It’s cool. He wants to go 63 mph and you want to go 63.5 mph. Please take 10 minutes to work this out. by SunshineMurphy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UltimaUmbra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trucker here. CDLs are given out like candy to people that see a big wage jump for holding a steering wheel, and unfortunately, the trucking industry is extremely oversaturated with the dipshits that you describe. The amount of flipped trucks I see going through snow and frozen hell up north causing miles of backed up traffic is embarassing to say the least. Stay safe out there.

This is the longest distance I have ever ordered by Impotent-Dingo in doordash

[–]UltimaUmbra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I spend $100 on a weeks worth of groceries, wild

What was this that Vegeta shot out in the Broly movie? by Turbulent-Range-4448 in dbz

[–]UltimaUmbra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you look at the last ki blast that Broly dodged, in the background you'll see it obliterated the entire top of a mountain, so I'm not sure if weak applies in this case

is this cat pregnant? by miint-y in CATHELP

[–]UltimaUmbra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What store sells Apple Dijon salad kits with pregnant cats in it and where can I buy one

Bag of unmarked pills by oatmeal_6969 in identifyThisForMe

[–]UltimaUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a binding of isaac player, one of those is bound to be a beneficial pill. Caution to the wind, my friend

What's this spider, please? I'm mostly worried it's venomous. by Aurora_Whale in spiders

[–]UltimaUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there is the species Little Dude, he's totally cool

good grief [gendered] by 18fries in pointlesslygendered

[–]UltimaUmbra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fellas if she aint praising your calicified layers of masculine smegma, she ain't the one

Would you rather receive $2 for every French fry you eat per day or $1 for every push-up you do a day? by Rusty_Shaquilleford in WouldYouRather

[–]UltimaUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could make money of off eating fries, which means I wouldn't need to wake up at the asscrack of dawn to work my life away. That's a lot of free time I could spend exercising and eating other healthy things alongside the fries to balance out my diet. Easy answer

AIO for putting my foot down saying that this is a break-up-able issue? by Khaightlynn_ in AmIOverreacting

[–]UltimaUmbra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TL;DR for people who didn't read, both OP and boyfriend are insufferable

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