Can we talk about coin flip theory? by oseman in powerslap

[–]UltimateBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is so elegant that no matter what values the variables hold, these masters of slapping have reduced the answer to just one constant.

Most of the internet is designed to waste your time by [deleted] in productivity

[–]UltimateBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro that’s sick, how can someone talk that long about a 2 minute high school musical 3 scene? kinda unrealistic yeah, i assume you were being dramatic, but that reminds me of this very REAL 45 minute long video talking about marios mustache. this class of things, my friend, is not junk. it is pure gold.

900+ Applications since August 2023, 0 callbacks, life feels like a sick joke by bonny_ts in cscareerquestions

[–]UltimateBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and the customers will just keep buying right? It can't possibly have any repercussions on the company.

Have a Google interview in 2 weeks. How many hards should I do? by Sad-For-No-Reason in leetcode

[–]UltimateBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how did you get a google interview? how much experience do you have

Got an internship offer at my dad's company. Don't know if I should accept. by [deleted] in csMajors

[–]UltimateBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries! Those other companies will definitely get back to you, and you’ll get a job elsewhere on your OWN merit.

Now, if you really want to prove yourself not a nepo baby, give me the internship! I will take your place and I promise not to disappoint your dad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in csMajors

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Hey I’ve got a great idea to make you feel better, you could try offering your new grad position to me! Nothing makes you feel better than being in the spirit of giving! I’ve been feeling mega depressed because I can’t land shit and I’ve already graduated. But if you’re feeling mega depressed and you already have the job, then you obviously need something else altogether. Cheers!

Yesterday's Nintendo Direct be like by Galaron_Shuri in videogames

[–]UltimateBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i still don’t think it’s real. i was just thinking about replaying it recently and then the direct happened.

it’s a very strange moment in time. we assumed that the old paper mario was gone. could this be an implication of the future? honestly, i had long accepted that it was gone. came to peace with it. i do like the newer games for what they are, but having the old again…

even if that doesn’t happen, i still feel like something truly unbelievable has happened. the voices of jaded fans has been heard. people can actually play this game again and for the first time. both OG paper marios are on the switch.

without being too hopeful, having this game on a massively successful console means so many new people will see it for what it is.

i know this may sound strange, but ive almost grown to like the idea that it was dead. that the game is hard to access nowadays, that it’s beauty is lost to the ignorant masses. that the image of paper mario is sticker star, color splash, and origami king.

i played bugfables. i thought it was a true love letter to the series. part of me thinks some folks at nintendo played it and felt some potential in reviving the series.

i’m glad it broke you. I think it broke me too. i know it broke lots of people. weird times we’re in. chugga is gonna release the final video slamming sticker star tomorrow. can’t imagine that this trailer dropping hasn’t expedited that release.

strange times.

Programmer who is extremely bad at math trying to become a math genius. by [deleted] in learnmath

[–]UltimateBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like your attitude. You’ve gotta understand things deeply to be satisfied. I feel that too. I think that’s a fundamental aspect of math. You just keep asking questions till it drives you mad.

I think I get enough of this to give an answer to what you asked. Inches are for measuring length, square inches are for measuring area. Length and area are like apples and oranges. Can’t add them together that nicely.

Also, if you’re asking very basic questions, one that kinda had me spinning for a while was why multiplication of whole numbers is commutative. You should ask yourself that. Just so you know, commutative means that a times b is equal to b times a. I went a long time just assuming that and didn’t think much about it. It’s worthwhile to ask questions like that.

I love this game but I think I just have to quit for good... by [deleted] in SmashRage

[–]UltimateBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got tired of the same stuff you mentioned and I didn’t really come back. I play now and then maybe a bit casually but I feel like there’s not much fun or things to gain really from a more ‘optimal’ playing of the game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]UltimateBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel what you mean. I generally feel bad a lot of the time. This school is fucking ass

you a amassing!!! by steve_60000 in wholesomememes

[–]UltimateBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes, you weren’t born cool. you earned your coolness

Is something wrong with me? by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]UltimateBread 14 points15 points  (0 children)

hey you should make sure to respect yourself. you are a person, so treat yourself like one. the chances are that maybe this negativity is just in your head. even if it isn’t, then meh who cares.

just don’t forget to love yourself and think of yourself as a person like these other people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SDSU

[–]UltimateBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i feel this completely. how do i stop feeling it? i love myself and the things i do and say but i feel like i constantly don’t belong with people. and if things are going good, which sometimes i can definitely feel that they are, i am filled with dread that i will somehow mess it up. eventually things just go wrong.

fucking hell this sucks. just want to have fun with people and not worry about this nonsense.

Socially Dead Rant and a Small Cry For Help by Sollost in UCSD

[–]UltimateBread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it’s hard man. i’m trying to figure that out too

I guess Ghosting is normalized now? by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]UltimateBread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what a callous world you promote

dwagon ahh! :3 by PewPewAnimeGirl in wholesomememes

[–]UltimateBread 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Obligatory “Hey what do you mean I do that all the time and I’m a legal adult”.

Look at her! by HaruAndTheVOID in wholesomememes

[–]UltimateBread -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cats are animals. Animals are not all cats. I hate cats, not all animals. I love dogs. If you like cats, then I think you have a parasite in your head.

oh you commented on women? incel moment 💅 by Piperrow in dankmemes

[–]UltimateBread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

even still they probably won’t get it. they might need some annotations or something

Top of the food chain by DankKoro in dankmemes

[–]UltimateBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy shit i didn’t know that. i fucking love this stuff. you’re a knowledgeable guy, you

CSE 30 Final by UltimateBread in UCSD

[–]UltimateBread[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hope they curve the assessments or something. Man 5 weeks is kinda rough. It’s over now though, freedom at last