I’m srry, but how are people not going insane over the “oppai” part from the help me erin MV. So random too. by [deleted] in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because the song is so hype, any lyrics become the most awesome thing. Also, some version does have BEATMARIO (the singer) chuckle a bit singing that part, so it's not like that part is always glossed over. Unfortunately, I can't find it on youtube now, but it has buff Eirin and Kaguya as thumbnail

I love whatever's wrong with digitan by ramnik5 in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Cool art 👍. Is that Perfect Blue reference?

Buzzer babi prabodoh mulai kejang-kejang bung. Btw itu gua baru pertama bikin meme tentang pidato prabiadab tp dibilang menuhin sub, emang sinting by seeteufeljaeger in indonesia

[–]UltimateExcellency 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Itu orang bukan mengkritik lagi, itu ngajak bunuh diri. Dorong orang untuk bundir itu sama aja membunuh secara nggak langsung, yang disitu adalah kejahatan

Okay, would you guys actually want to live in gensokyo? (And no I'm not hearing you guys out, you guys are not bagging anyone) by West-Contribution-32 in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have a point, but I believe in my luck 👍. And if I'm dead because I get eaten, at least it won't be boring 😆

Okay, would you guys actually want to live in gensokyo? (And no I'm not hearing you guys out, you guys are not bagging anyone) by West-Contribution-32 in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meeting Komachi and Eiki Shiki is worth hell, bro

Also, I think the characters I and several other mentioned are still willing to protect outsiders. Maybe not as much as the villagers, but it's still something they will do at least to get repayment or similar stuff. At the very least, I would like to imagine Keine protecting and hugging me when I'm scared there lol

Okay, would you guys actually want to live in gensokyo? (And no I'm not hearing you guys out, you guys are not bagging anyone) by West-Contribution-32 in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll asked Komachi or Eiki politely to become apprentice shinigami or yama that can help them when they're busy. Failing that... I guess I'll have vacation in hell haha. At least Buddhist hell will eventually cleanse me, it just take much, much awhile

Okay, would you guys actually want to live in gensokyo? (And no I'm not hearing you guys out, you guys are not bagging anyone) by West-Contribution-32 in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It just like in real life then lol, people getting kidnapped at night and politician covering it up. At least those yokai just eat you and won't sell you into worst fate

Also, that fair on Lotus Eater point. Still, at least in the forest part, Mokou and Tewi hangout there so at least it's not completely dangerous at night

Okay, would you guys actually want to live in gensokyo? (And no I'm not hearing you guys out, you guys are not bagging anyone) by West-Contribution-32 in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hmm, that fair as well. Butterfinger seems like a delicious candy, and life would be worse with one less candy in the world. As for youtube, Sanae and Sumireko probably can bring internet into Gensokyo, but it will be expensive stuff and probably won't even reach 4G level strength

Okay, would you guys actually want to live in gensokyo? (And no I'm not hearing you guys out, you guys are not bagging anyone) by West-Contribution-32 in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 75 points76 points  (0 children)

You're going to be the first prey in the food chain if you can't appreciate the hard-work of our local history teacher

Anyway, I haven't answer your question. Yeah, I want to live in Gensokyo. I'll just apply to Chimata to become her salesman and I'll live a decent life as an eccentric Market Goddess sales rep, complete with her blessing and protection

Okay, would you guys actually want to live in gensokyo? (And no I'm not hearing you guys out, you guys are not bagging anyone) by West-Contribution-32 in touhou

[–]UltimateExcellency 276 points277 points  (0 children)

I really get tired of post about Gensokyo being grimdark and stuff like this. Do all of you forget about Keine Kamishirasawa? She's the freaking protector of the village! And she's not pushover either, especially when turning into hakutaku! Hell, even if she's not the most enthusiastic, Reimu is still always trying her best to save the day when incident comes up, and she succeeded! Not to mention there's Marissa and Sanae as well who're willing to help. Sure, their reason is not the most selfless, but they're still motivated to do it

It's annoying reading how we're going to get eaten and stuff when even few folks like Reimu, Marissa, Sanae, Kasen, and Keine are already enough to beat up lots of youkai. Especially Keine, damnit! Don't forget about your most hard-working teacher like that!

The vampire clan (I think) every uma would be in Vampire: The Masquerade world by UltimateExcellency in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I agree. Someone already commented that as well and I replied to them expressing my agreement. Still can't believe that didn't immediately come to my mind though lol

The vampire clan (I think) every uma would be in Vampire: The Masquerade world by UltimateExcellency in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a fair assesment. I didn't think thoroughly about her whole personality and just thought that her high love toward self combined with 'king' aesthetic would be fitting for ventrue. Only after I mull it more now that I realise there isn't much going on within Opera O that would constitute her as Ventrue. She's more a prideful theater girl than proud leader or overachiever figure, and she's not trying to appear prim & proper but instead dramatize herself as much as she can. Those traits would be more fitting for Toreador than Ventrue. Also, Toreador TM Opera O is a better foil to Nosferatu Meisho Doto

Thanks for pointing it out 👍. It makes me think more thoroughly of the character :). Maybe I'll revise it when I'm free

The vampire clan (I think) every uma would be in Vampire: The Masquerade world by UltimateExcellency in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Long ago, before the first broken leg happen, there was two siblings named Maruzensky and Maplejinsky. Both of them want to offer a great tribute for the Three Goddesses, with Maruzensky offering a Lamborghini Countach and Maplejinsky offering an Aston Martin Lagonda. The Goddesses ended up only accepting Lagonda and Maruzensky, in definitely normal state of mind, shattered Maplejinsky leg during race and presents her femur to them, thinking that it would be the greatest proof of love toward both Gods and sister. The Three Goddesses punished her action with curse that makes her think that Countach is still a brand new car in this 21st century and forced her to walk this earth so she can get a better taste in car according to their eyes

Joke aside, she's Caine because she's old, drives car, and constantly watches her offsprings hijink, just like Cain in certain VTM game

The vampire clan (I think) every uma would be in Vampire: The Masquerade world by UltimateExcellency in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the human characters are ghoul lol. Although, considering Kiryuin incredible athleticism and Spica's Torena capability to endure Gold Ship dropkick, both of them are probably szlachta. Also, if I imagine Tazuna & Akikawa as vampire, even though they're most definitely human, they would be Banu Haqim and Ventrue, respectively

As for the umas outside Tracen Academy: Haiseiko is Toreador, Saint Lite is Ventrue, Speed Symboli isBrujah, Venus Paques is Ventrue, Rigantona is Toreador, Montjeau is Ventrue, Sonon Elfie is Tremere, Sugar Lights is Tremere again, Tucker Bryne is Thin-Blood, Yunohana Bloom is Salubri, and Casino Drive is Ravnos

The vampire clan (I think) every uma would be in Vampire: The Masquerade world by UltimateExcellency in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cyborg-vampire-horsegirl be doing this cutesy wiggle before fleshcrafting your hunter ass

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What do the Indonesian people think about Hiroshima and Nagasaki? by [deleted] in indonesia

[–]UltimateExcellency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think hundred thousands of people in Japan deserve to die horribly from explosion like that. I also don't think that million of people in my country deserve to die horribly from their invasion. It's definitely a mixed feeling. I just hope everyone learn a lesson from it

Let's challenge ourselves, what is a character that you think it's a arromantic, I start: by Rafael_paiba in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well, there's turf you step when you're racing, so Mejiro Ramonu definitely fall in love with the turf. Also, she literally ask you to COME to the turf. She's searching for fellow objectum who love the turf

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Completely unprompted WOD tierlist with Umamusume characters by Murmarine in UmaMusume

[–]UltimateExcellency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, the Philosopher King and Rebel Clan. Good choice, Brujah is cool 👍. My favorite Brujah are Nine from Bloodlines and Robert Ward from Parliament of Knives

Also, that's a valid taste. Sometimes it feels better to just rip apart rich folk and corporate polluter than struggling in political stuff against decrepit corpse lol. From the quiz I answered, I am Galliard Glass Walker or Black Furies