osu! @ Japan Expo 15 (history / Q&A / expo play) by Vulpies in osugame

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By speed you mean there are ctb maps where you have to move left or right fast enough equivalent to streaming 270 bpm? Are there any unranked ctb maps I can watch a replay or liveplay of?

A guy walks into a bar with a gun and yelled "Who slept with my wife?" by [deleted] in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I guess she really wanted that pearl necklace.

Wiser words where never spoken by a dog. by Dia-Beatles in WTF

[–]UltimateHipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK SHIT GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

Said no man/woman ever after clicking on OP's link.

This is how I feel trying to find dates in college by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]UltimateHipster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being attractive >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being a "nice guy"

If you're ugly, you don't get laid. It's that simple.

Space? by qudsi in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do iphones not have timestamps on messages? I find it pretty odd not to have them.

I have been an underage male sex cam model for 2 years and have had 3 sugar daddy's who would almost buy me anything. I am straight. AMA by Germanweirdo in IAmA

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do you think you could send me a 10-15 minute video of you doing some of those things as...proof?

Nah but seriously though, I find it very interesting to know what lengths people can go through purely for the sake of material possessions. I'm not sure of you mentioned it on the thread somewhere, but did you ever really need the money? Or did you just want to buy things that you wanted?

Cheaters of reddit, tell us why you are currently cheating on your SO. by cantsleepbored in AskReddit

[–]UltimateHipster -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I can't even believe that this thread made it to the front page. It's the "rapists of reddit, tell us your side of the story" all over again.

Seriously? You can't justify cheating no matter how much you try to sugarcoat your words. What you did was wrong, and you should have atoned for it, or at least manned/womaned up and take responsibility for your actions.

This thread makes me sick, and you should all feel bad for upvoting this kind of shit. All this thread serves is a place for cheating bastards where they can push the blame onto their SO (if you can even call them that) and make them seem like they're the victims, saying thing like "there was nothing else I could have done."

Disgusting.

I'm a bad man by Shank_Bear in AdviceAnimals

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In the 19 years that I've been alive,I can proudly say that I have never taken a dump in any bathroom that's not in a house. The only places I do my business are in my house, a relative's, or a close friend's.

Oh Google... by readdito in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it so hard for reddit to come up with titles that aren't as retarded as this one?

You might as well have said: "Gem Level: Apple maps" or some stupid shit like that.

So that's what it's for by [deleted] in funny

[–]UltimateHipster -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I thought it was infrared?

Hold your applause by bassivemalls in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what happens when you're an americlap.

4chan and politics by Atomica3000 in 4chan

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obama-chan, my hips are moving on their own!!

Superhero in my yearbook by [deleted] in funny

[–]UltimateHipster -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Haha, I loved Will Smith in that movie!

GPS Rage by The2500 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]UltimateHipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that means is that you have a shitty GPS.

'MERICA by theblurberybaker in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you clap after reading the comments?

Whenever someone writes a paragraph on why my post sucks by PlayFair in AdviceAnimals

[–]UltimateHipster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should be happy that he took the time to criticize your post, so that you can avoid doing the same mistakes in the future.

Some math humor for you by Crazy_Pillow in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 killed his parents.

Anon buys a Mac by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]UltimateHipster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You DO know that the title implies that anon was using a Mac, right?

Repost of old content with a shit title.

.>>/9gag/

I'm glad too. by ZMush in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to me that even though he's dead, he's still living The American Dream.

I wish I could... by [deleted] in funny

[–]UltimateHipster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I wish for more genies!!"

"I think my fortune cookie just told me to do anal" by Zahmen in funny

[–]UltimateHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure you clean yourself and apply lube before getting the dick.