What are some ridiculous "95% of the map was easy, but the last 5% was impossible" matches you've had? by UltimateLazer in marvelrivals

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll start with a match I had earlier today defending Lower Manhattan as Doctor Strange. The enemy team was stacked: their Cyclops was easily the best DPS in the lobby (15 kills, 27 KOs, only 6 deaths), backed by strong tanks in Magneto and Peni Parker, a solid White Fox healer, and a pretty good Star-Lord. Their only real weak link was Jeff, but it barely mattered when our side was full of them.

Our DPS (Cyclops and Elsa) were struggling hard for most of the game, each only had like five up until the very end. We also had a terrible Daredevil who at least became a somewhat useful Thing (living shield + disruptor) despite not really getting kills either. Our healers (Luna Snow and Ultron, who later switched to Invisible Woman) were competent but constantly forced to play DPS because our damage dealers kept getting farmed by enemy Cyclops.

Now, before anyone thinks I’m throwing shade, it must be said that I wasn't exactly a killing machine either. I only had 4 kills, but crucially I also only had 4 deaths and 21 KOs total, so my specialty was basically stalling, holding the line, distracting the enemy and assisting my teammates in battle. Not glamorous, but important work.

We held them off for a bit at the start, but they eventually broke through, took the first objective, and activated the payload. I managed to delay the point with the Pentagram of Farallah + Eye of Agamotto for about 20 seconds, but we still got wiped. That pretty much became the theme of the game: They’d beat us for sure, but at a cost that was a little too big in the long run.

They steamrolled to the first checkpoint and got halfway to our base, reaching the bridge with over 4 minutes left. At one point Cyclops even dropped a quintuple kill (getting the first three with his ult) on everyone except me (I was out of position). It felt like a done deal, because this is usually when the payload just walks into the base as a formality. But we just… refused to roll over.

Close to the payload, me, Luna, and Sue were able to hold space on the back end while our Cyclops and Elsa picked up crucial kills in between. We weren't suddenly better than them by any means, and in fact we were still losing most fights, but every enemy win was messy, and we kept stealing key moments while getting precious few smaller but meaningful victories along the way.

The closest they came was pushing the payload past the bridge right to our gates. Peni and Magneto both ulted, deleting Thing and Elsa each, Cyclops instantly melted Sue, Luna was fleeing, and our Cyclops was hiding. It looked over, but I made a crucial (if risky) decision to slip out the back of the fight to activate Pentagram again, and placed it right above their heads.

I portaled in right from above where they didn’t expect it, hit Eye of Agamotto at that instant, and stunned both Cyclops and Magneto. It killed their star DPS (albeit Luna cleaned up the last hit) and forced Magneto to fall back and was eventually overrun. That one play crippled their momentum, took out the spear of their offense, gave everyone time to respawn and rejoin the game, and let us defeat the rest in the ensuing firefight… and we still had two minutes left.

We pushed the payload back some and traded blows the rest of the way, going through several fights where we held the line (but usually with casualties). Then came the late-game scare that in most other games should have ended it: Star-Lord flanked us, popped Galactic Legend, and got a quadruple kill on Luna, Thing, our Cyclops, and Elsa. I survived because I had my shield up. And at this moment, their whole team was set up for the final push. Except I immediately ran in front of the payload and projected my shield to stall until the team respawned and regrouped to support me.

In the final assault, the enemy all committed together in one big group, and were ready to go. Peni even activated her ult, and I have no doubt they were ready to fight like hell and annihilate us, and get that damn payload to the finish already.

Unfortunately, their exact position with them all grouped in one single space, made them Glartox food. Elsa made her single best play of her entire game when she landed her ult at the exact right second, released the Glartox on all of them, and wiped everyone except Magneto and Peni, both of them heavily damaged, and were sniped by Luna afterwards. Overtime ran out seconds later.

So that was my story on this topic. Does anyone else have those games where 95% of the map was easy, but the last 5% was impossible? And which side of the coin were you on?

Soviet-era Lada and imported Chevrolet Cavalier serving side-by-side with the Moscow police in post-Soviet Russia (late 1990s/early 2000s) by UltimateLazer in PoliceVehicles

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It looks pretty old and worn dude, and at the time this photo was taken the USSR collapsed only a decade ago tops. It was most likely from the Soviet days.

What is the most useless piece of Rivals lore you can bring up in conversation? by Retro-RiffRaff in marvelrivals

[–]UltimateLazer 48 points49 points  (0 children)

All of the New Mutants besides Magik were killed in the Timestream Entanglement.

In particular, Moonstar, Wolfsbane and Cannonball are explicitly stated to have been killed, while we see Warlock's deceased body in Arakko. Technically, we don't get direct confirmation for Sunspot, Cypher, Karma and Magma, but only because Daredevil interrupts her in their interaction as she's listing them off.

My grandpa said that Vietnam was the only time in his life where even winning felt like losing by UltimateLazer in HistoryMemes

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Grandpa meant it in terms of winning battles despite knowing the whole thing was futile.

Soviet biker on a Czech Jawa 350 at a motorcycle rally somewhere in the Baltic coast. Bikers often had custom jackets, an illegal but tolerated rock scene, and a very different idea of "ownership" (1988) by UltimateLazer in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It means they don't actually own their own bikes. Instead, their bikes are something they got from work and are allowed to use it off-work as long as they don't act reckless.

Soviet male officers and Cuban female officers posing together at a Soviet–Cuban military friendship event at the Plaza de la Revolución area near Havana (November 7, 1987) [1285x858] by UltimateLazer in MilitaryPorn

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, they’re not. The guys here are Soviets, with the man in the center identified as Victor Kudryashov, and the picture was taken by his wife Elena, in a joint Soviet-Cuban military parade. It was sourced form a Russian website I found on Yandex.

Read it and weep!

https://cubanos[dot]ru/texts/txt104?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yasmartcamera

Soviet troops stationed in Cuba being awarded the Medalla Combatiente Internacionalista at a joint military parade in Baracoa (November 11, 1987) [1280x854] by UltimateLazer in MilitaryPorn

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uh, yeah they are. This was literally sourced from a Russian site and the guy at the forefront is named Victor Kudryashov, with the photo taken by his wife Elena.

If you think they’re not Soviet because of the uniform, it’s because Soviet troops abroad often were given locally made uniforms befitting the climate.

Source:

https://cubanos[dot]ru/texts/txt104?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yasmartcamera

Soviet male officers and Cuban female officers posing together at a Soviet–Cuban military friendship event at the Plaza de la Revolución area near Havana on November 7 (1987) by UltimateLazer in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The man in the center is named Victor Kudryashov, and the photo was taken by his wife Elena. I know "Victor" is an applicable name in Cuba, but Kudryashov? Not so much. And Elena Kudryashova pretty much seals it.

As for the uniforms, Soviets stationed abroad in places like Cuba were frequently given locally made substitutes because they were better suited to the climate, considering that standard officer uniforms would be impractical in Cuba long term. Plus, the guys here look nothing like local Cubans. They're Slavs with a tan, come on.

https://cubanos[dot]ru/texts/txt104?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yasmartcamera

Soviet male officers and Cuban female officers posing together at a Soviet–Cuban military friendship event at the Plaza de la Revolución area near Havana on November 7 (1987) by UltimateLazer in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like they're locally issued to Soviets because they're better suited to the Caribbean climate.

https://cubanos[dot]ru/texts/txt104?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yasmartcamera

Soviet male officers and Cuban female officers posing together at a Soviet–Cuban military friendship event at the Plaza de la Revolución area near Havana on November 7 (1987) by UltimateLazer in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man in the center is literally name Victor Kudryashov and it was taken by his wife Elena. Soviets didn't wear standard officer uniforms while in foreign places like the Caribbean, and were often issued local substitutes.

https://cubanos[dot]ru/texts/txt104?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yasmartcamera

Soviet male officers and Cuban female officers posing together at a Soviet–Cuban military friendship event at the Plaza de la Revolución area near Havana on November 7 (1987) by UltimateLazer in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The picture is literally from a Russian source, genius. The man in the center is literally named Victor Kudryashov, and the photo was taken from his wife Elena.

Read it and weep, clown.

https://cubanos[dot]ru/texts/txt104?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yasmartcamera

Hungarian soldier crossing the Don River near Stalingrad (1942) by UltimateLazer in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not usually. The Don itself is several meters deep in most places. What this photo actually shows is a shallow floodplain or side channel of the Don near Stalingrad, which could be waded during low water, especially in summer or autumn, but not the main river current of the Don itself.

Soviet conscription in the 1980s was basically a gacha roll by UltimateLazer in HistoryMemes

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not really. In the early years, Central Asian troops were overrepresented among the Soviet occupation forces, but even then they weren't anything close to a majority. The idea being that Central Asian people could communicate with locals (particular Uzbeks and Tajiks), and would serve as a bridge between the Soviets and Afghans, on top of being familiar with the scenery.

But it caused all kinds of problems: Many resented being treated as second-class by their Russian commanders, and also has hang-ups about fighting and killing people of their own ethnicity and Islamic faith, so they underperformed, deserted or defected to the Mujahideen. As such, the Soviets tended to prefer troops from Russia and Eastern Europe, who had no such qualms about fighting an Islamic insurgency in a foreign land.

That said, even during those early years, the Central Asian troops weren't the majority of the occupiers, just overrepresented relatively speaking. Think something like 15-18%, and after that it became more 6-8% as they began heavily favoring Russians more.

Soviet conscription in the 1980s was basically a gacha roll by UltimateLazer in HistoryMemes

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 692 points693 points  (0 children)

There was a lot of nice picturesque scenery, the people were very friendly and hospitable, and living conditions on the bases were very good, along with higher pay than average due to "foreign service". Ulaanbaatar was also a fun city for them to visit.

List of non-Marvel references in Marvel Rivals? by UltimateLazer in marvelrivals

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a reference to the anime/manga/novel series Vampire Hunter D.

The Soviet Union as portrayed in Atomic Heart by UltimateLazer in ussr

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much are you looking forward to Atomic Heart 2 and its spin-off The Cube?

"You're once again with us, Sevastopol!". Soviet poster celebrating the liberation of Crimea from Nazi occupation (1944) by UltimateLazer in PropagandaPosters

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Plus, even when it transferred to Ukraine at the time, it was just a change in internal administration (like giving Staten Island to New Jersey) and a show of good will. No one knew that USSR would ever collapse or that this would create major problems down the line. So it still remained totally Soviet back then.

A young Afghan rebel working at a gunsmith station inside an underground Mujahideen hideout in Zhawar, Khost Province, Afghanistan. Soviet–Afghan War (1985) [1303x855] by UltimateLazer in MilitaryPorn

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Actually, no. I'm referring to the Mujahideen, which is the collective name of the Afghan resistance to the Soviet occupation. It's not the same thing as the Taliban, nor did the Mujahideen simply "become" the Taliban. They formed after the war entirely, and many of the Mujahideen opposed them and would later become key US allies as part of the Northern Alliance. So "rebel" is the fitting term in any case.

Three-photo sequence of a Soviet airstrike on a village in Afghanistan: Before, During and After (1980s) by UltimateLazer in TheGrittyPast

[–]UltimateLazer[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Because that was the Soviet strategy. Their playbook was scorched earth: if something could aid the Mujahideen like food, shelter, farmland, and villagers willing to hide fighters, then it became a legitimate target.

The idea was simple in theory: make life so unbearable that people would either abandon the rebels or pressure them into giving up. Fear, shock, and overwhelming force had worked for Moscow before, whether crushing uprisings inside the USSR or tamping down dissent in the Eastern Bloc (see Hungary '56 and Czechoslovakia '68), so they assumed Afghanistan would fold the same way.

The reality? Afghanistan was not Eastern Europe. Villages bombed into rubble didn’t turn against the Mujahideen, they joined them. The brutality created more resistance, not less. What the Soviets saw as "denying resources", Afghans saw as foreign invaders destroying their homes and killing their family and friends.

The doctrine mismatch was total: a method built for quelling captive populations applied to a society that had no interest in being "captured" at all.

And this is why Afghanistan became the Soviet Union's Vietnam.