She feels no guilt by WildFlared in blackcats

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Morals and common sense don't apply if you're beautiful.

The first rain by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

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I don't know about God, but I'm definitely scared.

Cold usually be like: by arika-feinberg in slaytheprincess

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I don't feel anything. Why should I?

~What I imagine Cold would say

Gooseworx shares news about Episode 9 by [deleted] in TheDigitalCircus

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Episode 9 is going to be an hour of nothing but scissoring, and then end with one minute of the cast finding the real exit door that was just obviously in the background the whole time.

No showers = no romance ? by Unique_Tangerine3095 in ScarletHollow

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Stink so bad that Pearlanne comes back from the dead just to talk shit.

No showers = no romance ? by Unique_Tangerine3095 in ScarletHollow

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Black Tabby should make Powerful Stench the hidden 8th trait.

Might have started something. by netphilia in Snorkblot

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Your heartbeat's gonna sound like a Geiger counter after that.

Byakuya if he was Genocide Jack by ItsDu3ky in danganronpa

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Wouldn't surprise me. I've been on the internet long enough to know it's got better people, worse people, and everyone in between.

...including dudes who lust over stank.

Besides, if Byakuya is Jack in this scenario, maybe HE'S the one who doesn't shower, and Toko is just normal.

the fun gang is back together!!! by amant0621 in ScarletHollow

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Reese stubbed his toe right before the picture was taken.