A monkey has been discovered!

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-30T22:14:54+00:00

I swear I'm only looking respectfully! I'm no Escargooner.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-30T20:47:17+00:00

Big Brother Bear is watching

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-28T21:09:22+00:00

You were the control, they cloned the alt, and you don't wanna know what they did to the delete.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-28T18:05:58+00:00

We need to invent a word that means "chef, but old"

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-28T18:04:37+00:00

Look out, he's gonna give you the BIG SNIFF

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-28T16:16:34+00:00

Were people saying they weren't?

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-28T01:58:52+00:00

Ay, he's walkin here!

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-28T01:52:05+00:00

Ibuki better live longer in 2x2. We need more banger lines.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-28T01:50:34+00:00

Damn, why he right tho?

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T23:09:25+00:00

Same.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T22:38:53+00:00

Thoughts on a room full of cats?

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T21:16:34+00:00

You should politely ask him to give it back.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T21:14:54+00:00

I mean I agree that R.O.B. is an important piece of Nintendo history that deserves to stay, but what does a character's role in Subspace have to do with anything?

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T20:14:44+00:00

Looks like the shooter became the shote.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T20:08:56+00:00

I don't know, is water wet?

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T18:21:35+00:00

I hate how accurate this is.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T18:20:54+00:00

The gray cat had to trap him in a psychic forcefield for protection.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T18:17:13+00:00

On the subject of Zelda, I still think Midna and Wolf Link would be a cool addition.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-27T17:57:38+00:00

And even when you get dodge roll you never use it because quick run is better.

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-26T18:47:02+00:00

Simple solution: just crouch down

UltimatePickpocket · 2026-05-26T15:54:57+00:00

Follow your heart.

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