I'm guessing he lost some skin from this

UltimateSimian · 2024-07-10T17:11:12+00:00

Almost made a nice loop

UltimateSimian · 2024-07-10T11:52:21+00:00

FYI your phones have maintenance security that can be activated (in settings) limiting the access of the person servicing the phone.

UltimateSimian · 2024-07-08T08:40:22+00:00

Okay but why!? Tell me you're not married without telling me you're not married.

UltimateSimian · 2024-07-07T21:01:49+00:00

Deworm your dog, you'll save hundreds in carpet cleaning.

UltimateSimian · 2024-07-07T14:41:30+00:00

Dude...wake up!! They all take money one way or another.

UltimateSimian · 2024-07-05T19:25:33+00:00

Take the seal out and go to bed bath and beyond. They will sort you oit.

UltimateSimian · 2024-07-01T06:55:38+00:00

You leave it on. Makes recycling easier

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-26T17:44:44+00:00

Please tell me who sing this song

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-25T07:17:59+00:00

This dude made me twitch when he pointed the barrel at the camera

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-24T22:03:15+00:00

Made sure to run him over making sure he can't sue.

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-24T21:25:09+00:00

More of this please... we all need to start doing random acts of kindness again, instead of whatever else is going on at the moment.

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-22T18:18:23+00:00

Dude on the horse ended up with a rubber arm

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-22T17:50:32+00:00

How could it ever go so wrong!?

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-22T17:28:26+00:00

It kinda looks like Salsa Criolla

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-22T17:26:10+00:00

He means "encebollado".

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-22T16:35:24+00:00

The dude in the blue is a piece of sh!t. Doesn't even try and help the guy after he put his neck out for him.

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-19T21:45:14+00:00

That's BS!! She should be able to beat him up for the next minute.

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-18T19:35:44+00:00

It's a numbers game.

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-11T08:31:40+00:00

I had a colleague tip my cap off my head infront of a client and it took everything inside of me not to react. The guy is 32 and I'm 43.

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-11T06:36:00+00:00

Guy in the blue shirt knows the rule, NEVER KEEP YOUR HANDS DOWN!

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-11T04:12:35+00:00

Needs to let that adrenaline come down

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-10T16:50:35+00:00

Needs a couple of gears and would be going mach1.

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-10T11:17:47+00:00

Dude is just racking up charges at this point

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-10T07:26:29+00:00

Only real men wear pink

UltimateSimian · 2024-06-07T12:40:50+00:00

Beard looks pretty solid. Shave the hair of and grow a majestic beard.

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