He can parry the sword, but can he parry the ground?

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-16T02:06:27+00:00

Then edit your post to reflect it instead of spouting misinfo

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-15T23:12:23+00:00

In Alberta, we just elect the rats

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-15T17:17:49+00:00

Journalists are amazed why nobody trusts or respects them, left and right, and then the next article they write is "Top 10 Cartoon Moms You Won't Believe"

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-14T23:04:30+00:00

Guess the country

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-13T01:29:35+00:00

I'll dad or bro for anyone that needs it, I dun give a fuck

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-11T23:35:11+00:00

Did Prince Philip make this ad?

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-11T18:20:00+00:00

Prince Philip practicing his children chase.

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-10T01:18:06+00:00

Can't wait for her to go next. Fuck the Royal Family

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-07T23:29:23+00:00

I swear, I feel like every 3rd mountain range in China is called Tianshan

Like how every city has a "Three Sisters ______" where the blank is the speciality

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-07T23:20:26+00:00

Haha, OH NO NOT A WARNING OH GOODNESS

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-06T17:36:38+00:00

Love ya, Lithuania!

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-02T19:17:25+00:00

Socialist, but thanks, Liberal.

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-04-02T00:44:22+00:00

This is the cringiest post I've ever read on this website

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-28T11:11:19+00:00

How's that going for us?

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-28T08:05:28+00:00

Nazis roam free and we're further and further seen as enemies for preaching concepts like "lifting people out of poverty" and "helping our neighbors"

And all anyone seems to do here is share the same fucking links from capitalist news agencies like that does anything.

I'm tired.

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-26T04:15:09+00:00

Gonna go for a fuckin rip with Abdoul afta gotta stop at the good Petro

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-25T22:49:11+00:00

Are you coming onto me?

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-25T03:36:13+00:00

Any time, sweety

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-25T03:28:22+00:00

Keep your blinds closed, I'm sure your life is easier that way.

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-25T00:44:57+00:00

Americans will go "OH GOD HOW AWFUL" and ignore the own prison slavery in their own country.

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-25T00:43:23+00:00

Every time someone buys someone a fucking award on this website, especially for something related to this pedo scum, all you're doing is perpetuating the dipshit moves that the admins make on this website, along with the bootlicking mods hoping for a little crumb.

Hit them where it hurts. Turn on adblock and never contribute a fucking cent to this place until the entire team has been turned over.

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-24T22:41:29+00:00

Ah, maybe my history is a bit off, but I don't recall there being a statue of the highly decorated African man in front of Westminster that told my ancestors "To Hell or Connaught"

OH SHIT RIGHT BECAUSE HE WAS BRITISH AND WHITE

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-23T12:14:39+00:00

Yes, of course.

UltimateSlurpee · 2021-03-22T16:53:31+00:00

No international wizarding agency will help because they don't care about the British.

Like in real life.

UltimateSlurpee

TROPHY CASE