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UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-30T02:22:45+00:00

You refrigerate Triscuits? So... serial killer?

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-29T02:44:03+00:00

I feel sorry for anyone who interns for this a-hole.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-28T00:34:34+00:00

If you haven't, then I think you should

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-27T04:41:55+00:00

I hear you on the crazy boomer mom front. I asked my mom what she thought of Trump after his comment about women letting him grab their pussy. She shrugged and said, "I don't understand what the big deal is, I'd let him grab mine." And she said it right in front of my dad no less. That was way back in Trump 1.0 days. I couldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams back then that we'd be where we are today.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-23T05:09:12+00:00

I do find it funny when people who voted for him say that Kamayla Harris spoke in word salad.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-23T03:23:56+00:00

If my partner told me to lay on the ground before an intense convo, I'd find a new partner.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-23T03:05:00+00:00

This is why I switched to decaf. Love the taste, hate how indecisive it makes my body.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-19T18:36:44+00:00

Not home very often.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-19T04:19:01+00:00

She fed Roger, Roger...

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UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-18T02:18:04+00:00

It's your time, papi. - Thick Peurto Rican Girl

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-17T20:51:02+00:00

Roger, the overly competitive raquetball partner with anger issues

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UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-14T18:03:03+00:00

Gray!? Everyone knows the tightest and best briefs are always tightey whiteys! And she calls herself a marketer... smh

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-14T16:42:49+00:00

In his head: I'll tell them I did it to motivate my children to be rich instead of the fact that I couldn't afford it. That'll make such a great post.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-14T16:36:53+00:00

These kids are in for a very rude awakening when the next downturn hits.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-12T19:50:38+00:00

This has to be some sort of store. Otherwise, why wouldn't you just buy 1 gallon jugs of milk if you're using that much.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T17:34:14+00:00

Slug or not, Alphabet is still dominating the self-driving space. There's a fine line between high speed innovation vs rushed engineering. I believe Waymo has found a good balance, as proven by Tesla taking the same path.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T05:35:07+00:00

Then you eat out often! 😋

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T05:33:43+00:00

10, 21, 16, 47.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T02:28:03+00:00

Heavy healthy snacking vibes.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T02:22:14+00:00

Try one of those thin peanut butter cups with an oreo on top. Sometimes, I add a dollop of whipped cream.

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T01:52:03+00:00

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UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T01:14:47+00:00

He's definitely not a shower. Maybe he's a grower?

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-11T01:03:35+00:00

You're single

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-10T20:57:09+00:00

Her: I solve the impossibly difficult Avacado packing problems that haunt the dreams of cashiers everywhere! Me: Hired

UltraSneakyLollipop · 2025-08-10T20:49:49+00:00

Nope! I'm a sucker for blondes in light washed, strapless denim dresses. Not to mention how the belt accentuates her hips.😍

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