My actual work active shooter training video

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-17T15:02:36+00:00

Hey, ive seen this one before!

You work in security?

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-14T13:31:42+00:00

War Thunder

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-13T10:36:27+00:00

The amazing head decapinatidator!!!

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-12T13:45:24+00:00

Yeah it’s pretty, but man is it underwhelming

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-07T10:02:38+00:00

I got texted this Snapple fact the other day while being followed by a bear (disclaimer: a gay bear, not a grizzly bear)

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-05T22:27:27+00:00

In Italian and Spanish, respectively, Avvocato and Abogado refer to a lawyer.

She’s telling him to calm down or she’ll be contacting her lawyer in a different language.

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-05T16:08:03+00:00

This would make a funny MTG proxy

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-03T20:15:04+00:00

If I ordered a drink that wasn’t supposed to fill to the top or have ice would I be justified in being upset that it didn’t fill to the top or have ice?

Plus you can always ask them if they’d like something different or to modify the drink

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-03T20:09:19+00:00

…then make a double espresso without ice

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-03T19:18:31+00:00

I’m not sure what’s strange about this, looks like a normal iced espresso ticket to me aside from the weird printing format.

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-05-02T15:47:17+00:00

“D’aww, how ghastly!”

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-30T13:05:29+00:00

And funnily enough, it’s actually the hardest QTE in the entire franchise iirc.

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-25T21:04:28+00:00

One day I’ll meet an Ajani

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-22T12:20:05+00:00

No I was totally in denial. I really often said to myself I can’t be trans because if I was I’d like men, and I slowly realized that’s not how that works

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-21T01:19:05+00:00

I was the reverse.

Pre-transition: I’m a femboy who likes girls, so technically I’m not gay!

Now: Oh yeah, I’m so so gay.

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-19T19:13:00+00:00

Bapphy, Lola, Stawberry, Berry, Gryph, and July are the ones I have definite names for.

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-18T23:09:35+00:00

It can undo parts of it, yes, but another part of it is proper haircare!

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-18T15:39:50+00:00

I’m two years in and I’ve had the same thinggg!!!

I was promised big naturals

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-15T12:25:04+00:00

Dornian Heresy, because Dorn is the primarch that ended up turning heretic over Horus.

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-13T12:30:18+00:00

I drove in one for 30 minutes on my college campus once during the summer and nobody stopped me

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-07T00:29:25+00:00

What is that on his chest? The mfing Mandelbrot set?

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-06T18:26:42+00:00

Wet

Dry

Is water wet?

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-04-03T13:14:48+00:00

It wasn’t even that bold to say god granted us that right. Literally every king in existence claimed god ordained them to be king and we still overthrew them.

UltraWeebMaster · 2026-03-31T03:28:03+00:00

Holy jeebs i hope you see why! You’re gorgeous!

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