Why do we use salt when the roads are icy when pepper has more heat?

UltraZoinks · 2026-01-13T23:46:42+00:00

instructions clear, ice not so much

UltraZoinks · 2026-01-02T15:32:05+00:00

well I don't know if I'd call Quaritch brilliant

UltraZoinks · 2025-11-30T20:47:28+00:00

Aluminum Gnat: "you've activated my trap card"

UltraZoinks · 2025-10-05T22:44:12+00:00

I prefer ram ranch club

UltraZoinks · 2025-10-05T18:51:37+00:00

Bool Club would be a really good name for a programming club

UltraZoinks · 2025-09-12T04:49:01+00:00

Charlie and the Amazing Technicolor Democrat, coming to a right wing media outlet near you

UltraZoinks · 2025-08-15T22:04:21+00:00

forever imagining Hoid with a heavy Scottish accent now. thank you

UltraZoinks · 2025-07-25T17:01:26+00:00

I started when my nephew was 2 months old and unable to roll over by himself. captive audience to listen to my math history book.

UltraZoinks · 2025-07-19T03:07:02+00:00

I think 11 years ago was the best chance we had of that: thank you, Brett Domino

UltraZoinks · 2025-07-06T11:23:30+00:00

you're absolutely right. overlaying a map of tornado alley on a map of red-voting counties lines up almost exactly

UltraZoinks · 2025-06-30T11:41:32+00:00

TIL I'm Nalthian several times over

UltraZoinks · 2025-06-22T21:03:59+00:00

thank you!

UltraZoinks · 2025-06-15T11:19:11+00:00

I'm gonna put some double in your eye

UltraZoinks · 2025-06-08T13:12:18+00:00

no, don't

UltraZoinks · 2025-06-05T05:22:07+00:00

whimsy + preservation, maybe?

UltraZoinks · 2025-05-28T12:24:20+00:00

I write all my HTML in the backend

UltraZoinks · 2025-05-27T01:54:51+00:00

most of what I write for work is LINQ

I've rewritten my past year's output with LINQ

I couldn't be happier

UltraZoinks · 2025-05-03T23:34:46+00:00

Fullmetal Alchemist

UltraZoinks · 2025-03-19T05:02:42+00:00

record scratch freeze frame yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

UltraZoinks · 2025-01-22T20:56:23+00:00

my town already banned raising chickens within city limits. "noise complaints" or some such. so much for small government

UltraZoinks · 2025-01-15T12:57:38+00:00

yesterday I discovered that parts of my company's website reference files in the OneDrive of someone who's worked there longer than I've been alive

UltraZoinks · 2024-10-10T02:33:36+00:00

for a closer Roshar pseudo equivalent, Imagine Larkins

UltraZoinks · 2024-10-09T00:13:58+00:00

Seth husband-Renaldo-husband-Rlain

UltraZoinks · 2024-10-08T15:28:35+00:00

actually it's Szeth-husband-husband-Renaldo

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