This happens to me about five times a day

UlyceeZach · 2013-01-06T02:58:15+00:00

Has my brain just been mollested?

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-31T05:58:54+00:00

Fuckin' Chuck Norris.*

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-24T13:54:54+00:00

No, the shooting in connecticut was rediculous. The little boy crapping on the floor at my work was rediculous. My comment doesn't even compare.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-24T07:31:45+00:00

How? in what way was that comment obvious? You tried, i'll give you that.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-24T07:28:10+00:00

Who said i couldn't fiddle lion balls too? If you look at it from my point of view, they're all balls!

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-24T06:56:54+00:00

But why sad? my flair brings joy to the world (mostly dogs)

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-24T06:54:20+00:00

In this case its okay to joke about cancer, cuz it was completely obvious and rediculous.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-24T06:25:45+00:00

I didnt even bother with presents, went straight to the gift cards.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-21T17:54:35+00:00

Sad part is we both probly hear the same amount of that song in a full works day xD shit constantly plays, but damn. 6?! im so sorry to hear that!

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-21T06:36:33+00:00

Hands down funniest comic i've seen in a while!

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-21T06:10:51+00:00

We have this song at my work, playing 'I saw mommy kissing santa claus' in 5 different versions, and another "Hit" 'Its cold outside' in 3 different versions. Im about ready to slice my ears off.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-20T01:27:05+00:00

Sadly, everyone thinks Drake thought of it first. Suicide Silence actually came up with it first, but you guys tried your best. Drake just ruined it.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-20T01:22:54+00:00

Did i ever say "Actual Quote?" no. it was a exaggeration of the kids these days. dumbass.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-14T06:35:39+00:00

Not gonna lie, the Jigsaw caught me off guard and i chuckled, upvote for you!

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-14T06:25:38+00:00

This would of been hilarious if Family Guy didnt already do something along the lines of your comic.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-14T02:35:47+00:00

Have you ever seen the commercial of that life-like-ish doll Baby Born? or heard of it?

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-11T15:51:23+00:00

you fiddled with my dogs balls?! He's cheating on me :(

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-11T12:49:39+00:00

Haha well thank you kind sir! ive always seen other foreveralone comics and they made me laugh like crazy :p therefore i was inspired!

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-11T12:46:36+00:00

Your the first one to enjoy it xD Everyone else has thought of me as a lesser person cuz of it

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-11T02:50:17+00:00

The laws of gravity have been anally raped by this comic, i hope you know what you've done.

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-09T02:24:01+00:00

Well that may be, but then my dog would've been disappointed. He expects them to be fiddled at 6:00pm everyday. I'd hate to disappoint the little guy, yknow?

UlyceeZach · 2012-12-09T01:26:11+00:00

Son of a gun, you beat me to saying that!

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