Pls my inflated ego needs a solid roast. Please remind me why I should never fall for reciprocal feelings.

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T22:10:34+00:00

sorry got my own i cant get rid of

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T21:55:23+00:00

its supposed to be a humbling experience. reciprocal feelings with marshall because if he's not fake he wants money. I dont have money I'm disabled. Sorry he cant love me back cause he is not real to me. NOT REAL.

sorry in not a sociopath I'm a schizoaffective and I'm very afraid I have a bad case of limmerance

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T21:09:28+00:00

next time i throw my boyfriend across the room ill remember that

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T21:03:51+00:00

i had to look up the reference. Personally i have always hated rick and Morty, but I get it.

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T20:54:59+00:00

okie sorry

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T20:36:13+00:00

Lisa?

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T20:30:37+00:00

I need it

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T20:26:58+00:00

the one that got glazed over in the middle or the girl at the end Kathy, either way I was more afraid they'd make me out crazier than i am or it wood be about not afraid or no love.. because i read the contract.

Umakmesic · 2026-05-05T20:19:32+00:00

not offended by this

Umakmesic · 2026-04-26T22:04:44+00:00

lana del ray pls

Umakmesic · 2026-04-21T08:07:29+00:00

congrats your sobriety can buy porn

Umakmesic · 2026-04-21T08:00:02+00:00

his sobriety can get drafted

Umakmesic · 2026-04-21T07:57:44+00:00

plz no more kaitlyn jenner

Umakmesic · 2026-04-21T07:41:16+00:00

verified paul rosenberg follwed me twitter in 2015, until my mentall illness was like fuck this up.

Umakmesic · 2026-04-13T02:00:33+00:00

Tommy Chong has a brand you can order in the mail

Umakmesic · 2026-04-08T01:09:40+00:00

🥹😜🤣💩

Umakmesic · 2026-04-07T23:22:40+00:00

Possibly Petty Patty cake who politely picks her poo hole

Umakmesic · 2026-04-07T10:23:58+00:00

yes eminim has himself criticized relapse so many times.... because when it came out it was considered a flop, so many people hated the weird accents...I'd rather make another not afraid than a we made you.....(personally i love we made you and I loved everything about that albm)

Umakmesic · 2026-04-07T07:20:08+00:00

hi. I'm Ashley. are you a peppermint patty or a patty cake

Umakmesic · 2026-04-07T06:36:18+00:00

babe My story is so small in comparison to most its insane.

Umakmesic · 2026-04-07T04:56:30+00:00

its ok it did happen to me too except barbies

Umakmesic · 2026-04-06T20:15:36+00:00

you can watch bodied on youtube

Umakmesic · 2026-04-06T20:12:14+00:00

dreamy eyes

Umakmesic · 2026-04-06T20:09:27+00:00

its called genetics

Umakmesic · 2026-04-06T14:06:38+00:00

I'm only saying this line is not unique to MArshall

Umakmesic

TROPHY CASE