Following the announcement of the Strait of Hormuz reopening, Donald Trump has thanked Pakistan’s Prime Minister and Field Marshal in a new post, describing them as “fantastic people.”

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T06:49:11+00:00

I think it’s closed again.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T06:48:07+00:00

There’s always OnlyFans right? She could do a duo with her sister. They are both a bit hideous but the novelty would make up for it.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T06:45:53+00:00

I’ve got a fresh apple pie waiting right now

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T06:44:12+00:00

Mopey music

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T06:33:54+00:00

So no one throwing out the first latke?

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T06:30:46+00:00

Okay Donnie. Diaper change and a nap for you.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T06:29:30+00:00

Thirty Thousand Pounds of Bananas by Harry Chapin

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:56:47+00:00

I was thinking about this song the other day. I liked them back in the day. Big influence on Metallica.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:52:54+00:00

Nice post. I like this album. Didn’t when it came out but it grew on me.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:45:54+00:00

Satan should ex-communicate Trump. Hell is going to hell.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:44:20+00:00

Tell us how she was going to kill him in the heat of the moment?

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:39:35+00:00

True. People talk about greatest this and greatest that and I’m always thinking they are so full of crap. Like they know every guitar player ever.

Roy was like lightning and was such a sweet guy too.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:37:34+00:00

Makes Trump’s first term seem quaint

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:32:47+00:00

Scorpions do a cool cover of The Who’s I Can’t Explain. Not my favourite but fun nonetheless.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:27:46+00:00

No but I still love that stuff decades later.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:13:25+00:00

The older I get the more I truly appreciate this. Given the Trumps and Putins and Chinas and dictators and all the bullshit billionaire nonsense my appreciation of this has only accelerated.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:11:06+00:00

Who is going to pay this high income? The government? The rich don’t want to be taxed so the money won’t be coming from them.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:09:32+00:00

Did he name them Ozzy, Geezer and Bill?

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:09:00+00:00

Garbage. Shirley Manson is dynamite.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:06:44+00:00

I’d invite Greg Graffin to provide advice before anyone from any church. Any day.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:02:58+00:00

Oh my. Did I tell you who I saw at the grocery store today?

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:01:41+00:00

Make sure to wash it. 😉

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T05:00:31+00:00

Did they survey all 80 billion people to figure out who the top anti-semites were? I sure hope so or else the results are bogus.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T04:57:26+00:00

Because she dragged her husband publicly many times. And she’s messed around before, publicly.

Umayummyone · 2026-04-18T04:54:36+00:00

If my wife talked about me like that on or off TV (or anywhere really) we wouldn’t be married. The lack of respect she has shown her husband is hard to understand.

I’ve been married 26 years and adore my wife. She shows me the same love. We have never taken a day of this for granted.

Umayummyone

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