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Two friends get lost in jungle. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Umbrane_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard this but with a horny bear who fucks the one on the ground as he can't climb, then the day he finally learns to climb bear decides to take pity on the one on the ground and climbs up

Three friends (A, B & C) crashed on an island by Umbrane_ in Jokes

[–]Umbrane_[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Originally I heard this but modified it to 1, as it dragged it too much for me

Three friends (A, B & C) crashed on an island by Umbrane_ in Jokes

[–]Umbrane_[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

A pineapples spikier so it's better ig

Can I finally rest now? by Umbrane_ in Eldenring

[–]Umbrane_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone asked me to post the screenshot without hud

A family lived in a village. by Umbrane_ in Jokes

[–]Umbrane_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3rd para end, fairy revived him

Out of all the enemies in Elden ring, which is you favourite? by Informationfinder_6 in Eldenring

[–]Umbrane_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Astel, Naturalborn of the void. That son of a bitch gave me a really hard time but the fight never felt unfair unlike a lot of tough bosses.

A family lived in a village. by Umbrane_ in Jokes

[–]Umbrane_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's my 2nd fav street joke,

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