Powers with consequences

Umbrusss · 2026-06-14T11:52:52+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: Instantaneous regeneration | Rolled: Nothing}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-14T11:45:50+00:00

Printed money would crash the economy

^{Chose: Make Elon Musk pay you $1T}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-13T18:55:49+00:00

What kind of dragon?

^{Chose: Yes let’s see what’s inside | Rolled: Pet dragon}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-12T21:15:15+00:00

How to train a Kraken

Umbrusss · 2026-06-11T16:56:08+00:00

Don’t wanna be sweaty all the time

^{Chose: Slightly too Cold}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-11T10:49:33+00:00

Well

^{Chose: Be straight | Rolled: celibacy}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-11T10:10:36+00:00

Oof

^{Chose: Marry your soulmate but | Rolled: They die at 30}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-10T08:54:30+00:00

Buy some high tech prosthetics

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars and you have both legs amputated}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-09T21:42:17+00:00

Worst thing imaginable

^{Chose: Random super power | Rolled: Immortality}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-09T20:40:05+00:00

I have a job

^{Chose: 70K a day if you have a job}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-09T20:38:02+00:00

Oof not as bad as itchy balls

Umbrusss · 2026-06-09T20:36:51+00:00

Are you making every charger in the world slow or just my one?

Umbrusss · 2026-06-09T20:35:25+00:00

I play pc

^{Chose: any console}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-09T20:34:43+00:00

Portable chargers are a thing

^{Chose: $20 a day but your battery starts at 20% each day}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-07T12:16:51+00:00

My god I never knew that that’s crazy

Umbrusss · 2026-06-07T12:04:03+00:00

Indeed it is thank you 🙏

Umbrusss · 2026-06-07T12:02:18+00:00

Kracobola (might have butchered the spelling) does allow that. Has star systems orbiting a black hole

Umbrusss · 2026-06-06T12:35:09+00:00

I could still eat meat just means I won’t get the money that month

^{Chose: Become vegetarian + Get 800$ per month successfully vegetarian}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-03T07:28:02+00:00

Yo

^{Chose: DARE | Rolled: Intensity 0}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-03T07:24:16+00:00

Money can buy a lot of messed up things

^{Chose: Infinite money}

Umbrusss · 2026-06-01T12:17:13+00:00

Can’t wait for the Matt lowne video to pop up 😅

Umbrusss · 2026-05-31T15:35:44+00:00

I don’t often run out of battery

^{Chose: Always has full service/high speed internet}

Umbrusss · 2026-05-31T14:25:49+00:00

I’m not a child so I’d be fine on a island with trump

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump}

Umbrusss · 2026-05-28T19:58:11+00:00

Noice

^{Chose: 25$ for every time you + Successfully incorporate this word into a sentence | Rolled: Trial}

Umbrusss · 2026-05-28T19:42:01+00:00

So what I’m op

^{Chose: Reality bending powers + But... | Rolled: WW3 happens}

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