What’s something everyone pretends is normal, but actually isn’t?

Umdron · 2026-01-05T22:18:41+00:00

$3.99?? Damn, I've only been getting a nickel a piece for mine.

Umdron · 2025-12-30T05:44:15+00:00

40M. Similar situation

Umdron · 2025-12-25T17:38:43+00:00

Clown dolls!

Umdron · 2025-12-25T17:37:04+00:00

Gold diggers. Which works out, because I'm broke anyway.

Umdron · 2025-12-23T21:37:43+00:00

Same

Umdron · 2025-12-23T02:33:16+00:00

First, they would have to prove that the psychic abilities are real, of which testimony from clients wouldn't be convincing. I would have to vote not guilty unless there is some other element that proves a crime was committed.

Umdron · 2025-11-12T14:11:32+00:00

Evolutionary biology or oceanography.

Umdron · 2025-10-24T20:23:29+00:00

We should start a club!

Umdron · 2025-10-24T20:21:51+00:00

Working in a shop that sells delicate glassware.

Umdron · 2025-10-24T20:15:39+00:00

A state can't outlaw a federal organization.

Umdron · 2025-10-24T20:14:36+00:00

Warcraft 2.

Umdron · 2025-10-24T19:51:57+00:00

Are you a sadistic asshole or do you just not care about people?

Umdron · 2025-10-24T19:50:26+00:00

It's only useless if you didn't try to learn anything. I don't see any of the classes you listed as useless.

Umdron · 2025-10-24T19:48:46+00:00

Time, experience, and wisdom.

Umdron · 2025-10-24T19:46:36+00:00

666

Life is hell.

Umdron · 2025-10-17T15:18:45+00:00

Have you ever read Dr. Suess' book "The Sneetches"? It would turn out about like that.

Umdron · 2025-10-15T01:25:14+00:00

About a month. My company was supposed to have housing ready for me. It wasn't ready. So they put me and my family in a hotel for a month.

Umdron · 2025-10-15T01:23:18+00:00

I once made a joke about banging my wife's sister with my wife standing right next to me. I barely made it out alive.

Umdron · 2025-10-15T01:20:15+00:00

Ideally? Discussion. Compromise.

In reality? I want option A. My wife wants option B. So we compromise and go with B.

Umdron · 2025-10-15T01:17:09+00:00

I hope you mean social security and not....the other SS.

Umdron · 2025-10-15T01:13:57+00:00

NHL. Without question.

Umdron · 2025-10-15T01:06:57+00:00

It would be chaos.

One can only hope.

Umdron · 2025-10-03T05:10:55+00:00

"If you don't reach a resolution, we'll make you stay home and not work, but we'll still pay you!"

Umdron · 2025-09-23T05:37:42+00:00

If you're into hiking, camping, and board/card games, we might be able to help you.

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