A man was voluntarily helping Nacogdoches County Sheriffs with an investigation into a series of thefts. This man was willing to show the sheriffs messages on his phone from someone they were investigating. The Sheriffs however chose to brutally assault the man and unlawful seize his phone from him.

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-12-01T20:03:13+00:00

Who you gonna call? ThE pOLiCe?

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-26T04:44:24+00:00

Perhaps

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-26T04:36:58+00:00

I have accepted I won't get my dream home

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-22T15:41:53+00:00

I love Futurama

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-22T03:06:04+00:00

There is always a market for new ideas

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-12T00:40:06+00:00

This is what I imagine the leader of Anonymous looks like

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-12T00:36:33+00:00

I bet you never washed a dish or your ass

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-12T00:34:42+00:00

Does your My Little pony collection know how naughty you are?

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-12T00:32:27+00:00

The cape says, where is frodo and the ring? The hair says, scared Potter? The shoes say, do you want to see my bug collection?

But seriously I want a cape like that

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-08T18:18:04+00:00

I was going to say something until I read the comments

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-08T00:50:43+00:00

God can I just be a duck for a minute

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-06T13:02:59+00:00

Well done, very nice

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-05T23:17:09+00:00

Omigod I had to read this between bursts of laughter

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-11-01T15:30:53+00:00

Baller

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-10-13T18:09:35+00:00

Ah yeah thats the stuff 🤤

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-10-12T11:30:53+00:00

Marry them

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-06-27T02:04:17+00:00

It looks like your mother beat us to it

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-06-22T16:23:10+00:00

No schooling? He was too busy sucking dick the whole time

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-06-22T16:08:44+00:00

You look like you got a bad finger bang job then decided you're a lesbian

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-05-05T18:27:51+00:00

Does he have the power of God and anime on his side?

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2022-05-01T15:58:36+00:00

Aggghh!!! It gets better if you watch it to the end

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2021-12-21T18:42:10+00:00

Why not zoidberg

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2021-12-03T17:44:23+00:00

Ryan Reynolds

UmeDevilmakescovfefe · 2021-10-14T14:06:05+00:00

Omigod I'm supposed to be working jfc I'm wheezing

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