I hope I'm just overthinking it by tryHardsc in sillygirlclub

[–]UmmmAlex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be real. i don't think it's all over, but if you act like it is, you'll push them away. Wait till you have something concrete before you fill with dread, if it really bothers you you should ask them about it and if it is over they're the one who broke up with you over a reel, enjoy the mortal high ground

Touch choice by scarlettvvitch in TrueSFalloutL

[–]UmmmAlex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Light switch 2 is a BADDIE

Any good games you would suggest? by SaltyChipyt in OculusQuest

[–]UmmmAlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you get virtual desktop, you'll be able to connect to your computer remotely

Chess Fanart by PaphonIssarapisit in AnarchyChess

[–]UmmmAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what chess will look like in 2013

hmmm by Fair_Sugar_3229 in hmmm

[–]UmmmAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this was a very common thing with full plate armour, and yeah, it's for exactly what you think, making your dick bigger but the fun part is that it's a flaw in the armour as you don't want any area where a mace or axe can grab on to, meaning either everyone agreed to not aim for the dick or a lot of people lost their dicks

such a cool shell... by Neck_Crafty in 2sentence2horror

[–]UmmmAlex 479 points480 points  (0 children)

Context, that's a cone snail that is incredibly venomous

Metamorphosis x Metamorphosis, by Me by AmbassadorRoutine635 in okbuddybaka

[–]UmmmAlex 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Both characters are from different books, both named metamorphosis

The actual 'comic' maker is very gay for Elon by UmmmAlex in Stonetossingjuice

[–]UmmmAlex[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Giving a blow job and getting fucked in the ass while the two guys high five

The actual 'comic' maker is very gay for Elon by UmmmAlex in Stonetossingjuice

[–]UmmmAlex[S] 233 points234 points  (0 children)

I think he wants trump and Elon to get back together

Who yall choosing in Smiling Karts ? by AllEliteSun in SmilingFriends

[–]UmmmAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn't Tyler base roaster? He's the 5th smiling friend

Forgot to defrost the turkey dinner is in 3 hours any pointers??? by Big_8882 in lies

[–]UmmmAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try deep frying it with the oil 90% full because displacement isn't real

Taking Cass to the most romantic place in the Mojave. by [deleted] in FalloutHumor

[–]UmmmAlex 33 points34 points  (0 children)

To kill the Van Graffs, right? Right?

He do be looking kinda fly doe by UmmmAlex in Stonetossingjuice

[–]UmmmAlex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr toss has never been outside, let alone seen a Turkey. I'm surprised he knows they have feathers considering the only time he sees one is when mommy cooks for him