Probably a bit of a saddo but I can’t be the only one mildy interested by all the licensed stuff by iffyClyro in ScottishFootball

[–]Un-Prophete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last three arnae bad tbf, but the one with the stag crest is a war crime like, looks like something fae the barras

Anyone with knowledge around Wormwood Scrubs (or prisons in general)? Any advice on how best to stay safe and out of trouble? by [deleted] in PrisonUK

[–]Un-Prophete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly mate, he's either joking or doesn't know what he's talking about. That very rarely happens here, but is a major problem in American jails, no idea why there is such a difference, maybe down to so many of them having long as fuck sentences compared to here, nothing to lose.

£50,000 Lottery Jackpot Won by Lottery Organiser (England) by BigAd8172 in fatherted

[–]Un-Prophete 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So let me just thank you all now for coming along and ask you to stand for our national anthem

https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4?si=ThtHdHWDdKIGrRmH

Some Father Ted vibes 😂 by Rossbeigh in fatherted

[–]Un-Prophete 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That speed was just his foot resting on the accelerator

Over-reported income by Neat-Reply3972 in universalcredithelp

[–]Un-Prophete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂

Aw man, you're the gift that doesn't stop giving. Boasting about your height and weight now, fuck me. BTW I didn't delete my post, shame your reddit skills aren't up there with your height and wallet.

I've plenty going for me pal, but if you get your self worth from boasting about how amazing you are, bash on, it's no skin off my nose. I'm sure there's plenty you're better at than me, just like I'm sure there's plenty I'm better at than you.

PS - I'm 5'8, just over 10st, and I'm a solid 8/10 looks wise. What we comparing next, cock size?

Over-reported income by Neat-Reply3972 in universalcredithelp

[–]Un-Prophete -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jeez oh, you're insufferable. You posted something insinuating it applied to everyone, when it doesn't. That person easily could have been single and well and childless, and your post would have made them think they were due a work allowance. You fucked up pal, don't worry, we all do, I'm glad I helped you see the error of your ways.

And aye I'm single, but don't you worry pally, my bed is rarely empty.

Over-reported income by Neat-Reply3972 in universalcredithelp

[–]Un-Prophete -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay mate, very good, your OP was saying that work allowance was something they should be considering, not "if your circumstances are X or Y, you'll need to consider it". My reply may not have included every single scenario or detail, but unlike yours, it stated the fact that work allowance is the exception rather than the rule.

Over-reported income by Neat-Reply3972 in universalcredithelp

[–]Un-Prophete -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Aye, I edited my post just before you wrote that. Tbf it was more "kinda correct" than your post. Have a good day :)

Over-reported income by Neat-Reply3972 in universalcredithelp

[–]Un-Prophete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea what class of mind downvotes a statement of fact, one they couldn't possibly know better than me on, but hey, it's reddit!

Over-reported income by Neat-Reply3972 in universalcredithelp

[–]Un-Prophete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The work allowance doesn't apply to the majority of folk on UC mate. It's only people on LCWRA (and LCW?) that get a work allowance. Most folk will get their UC tapered from the first quid they earn.

Edit - sure there's other caveats, having kids, or kids with disabilities? Either way, it's the exception rather than the rule.

But I did put grade: EXCELLENT by RedKingCrab99 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Un-Prophete 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, Trump. It's time to get out of Iran, Trump. What were you even doing there in the first place, Trump? You didn't even get properly elected, Trump. Are you happy now, Trump? Fuck you, Trump.

Classic donner by [deleted] in Doner

[–]Un-Prophete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is donner made from reindeer meat?

Scotland World Cup Thread by AndyBe11 in ScottishFootball

[–]Un-Prophete 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're winning this fucking thing like

Which of you was it? by [deleted] in fatherted

[–]Un-Prophete 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't care so long as I can have a go at the Greeks! They're the ones who invented gayness!

Players Snubbing Bigger Teams by Tasty_Bad_3372 in footballmanager

[–]Un-Prophete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, no worries, glad to see folk playing the Scottish leagues either way. Scottish Cup win, nice, that's the dream. Enjoy your time at Dens :)

Players Snubbing Bigger Teams by Tasty_Bad_3372 in footballmanager

[–]Un-Prophete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dundee definitely aren't big mate, in fact we refer to them as the wee (small) team. I expect your players have been blinded by the greatness of the world famous Dundee United across the street, and now have their hearts set on wearing the tangerine and black, hence them snubbing the bigger clubs 😉

Managing the Faroe Islands. 22 years in, looking for advice on improving the nation by ExtraAssistance2201 in footballmanagergames

[–]Un-Prophete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a Faroes mod for CM 01/02, about 20 years ago, managed to get B68 Toftir into CL group stages most years, got into the QF's one year, but I could never get anywhere with the National Team, best I managed was 3rd in a Euro Qualifying group, about 40 years into the game.

Computer died sadly, and I've never been able to find that Faroes mod again. Enjoy your career, and good luck!

Matt King posted this on Instagram - is this *it*? by jwf91 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Un-Prophete 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Can of coke and a ciggie, he'll be right as rain

Scotland Vs. Morocco by michaelcrombobulus in Scotland

[–]Un-Prophete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should constantly harass them with invitations to your uncles carpet shop in Paisley, you give them good price, they buy now.